Alexander the Great: Crash Course World History #8
Alexander the Great: Crash Course World History #8
In which you are introduced to the life and accomplishments of Alexander the Great, his empire, his horse Bucephalus, the empires that came after him, and the idea of Greatness. Is greatness a question of accomplishment, of impact, or are people great because the rest of us decide they’re great?
Also discussed are Kim Kardashian and the Situation, gender bias in history, Catherine the Great’s death (not via horse love), the ardent love other generals—from Pompey the Great to Napoleon—had for Alexander, and a bit of Persian history.
Chapters:
Introduction 00:00
What Makes Historical Figures So ‘Great?’ 1:19
The Life of Alexander the Great 2:01
Death \u0026 Legacy of Alexander the Great 4:28
The Legend of Alexander the Great 6:11
An Open Letter to the Ladies 7:29
What Makes Alexander So Great? 8:34
Credits 10:29
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Content
0.56 -> Hi there my name’s John Green; this is Crash
Course World History, and today we’re gonna
4.41 -> talk about Alexander the Great, but to do
that we’re going to begin by talking about
7.93 -> ideals of masculinity and heroism and Kim
Kardashian and the Situation.
12.379 -> Mr Green, Mr Green, Mr. Green! Which Situation?
15.289 -> Oh, Me from the Past, I forgot you wanted
to go to Columbia. Me from the Present regrets
19.27 -> to inform you that you do not get in.
21.42 -> But since you live in the past, you have no
way of knowing who I’m talking about, and
24.3 -> it occurs to me that this video may be watched
in some glorious future when Kim Kardashian
28.94 -> and the Situation have mercifully disappeared
from public life, and the supermarket tabloids,
34.29 -> instead of talking about celebrities, talk
about Foucault and the Higgs-Boson particle,
38.649 -> so Kim Kardashian is a professional famous
person who rose to notoriety by skoodilypooping
42.989 -> with someone named Ray Jay, and Mike “The
Situation” I forgot his last name is a professional
47.89 -> stupid person with big muscles. They’re
both known by millions, lives in luxury, and
51.54 -> people literally pay to own their odors.
54.16 -> Why do these people crave fame? Why do any
of us? Well, I’d argue it’s not about
58.29 -> money. If it were, our tabloids would be devoted
to the lives and times of bankers. I think
63.239 -> we all want to leave a legacy. We want to
be remembered. We want to be Great.
68.52 -> [theme music]
77.58 -> For a long time, history was all about the
Study of Great Men, and it was common to call
81.31 -> people as “the Great,” but these days
historians are less likely to do that, because
85.219 -> they recognize that one man’s Great is generally
another man’s Terrible.
89.159 -> And also “the Great” has some misogynistic
implications, like, it’s almost always men
92.59 -> who are called "the Great". You never hear
about Cleopatra the Great or Elizabeth the
96.649 -> Great. There was, of course, Catherine the
Great of Russia, but for her masculine Greatness
99.849 -> she was saddled with the completely untrue
rumor that she died trying to skoodilypoop
104.119 -> with a horse. Saddled? Get it? Anybody? Saddled
with the rumor?
108.979 -> Anyway, they could’ve soiled Catherine the
Great’s name just by telling the truth:
111.88 -> which is that like so many other Great men
and women, she died on the toilet. Get it?
116.66 -> soiled? Toilet? Yes? Yes!
120.62 -> So, quick biography of Alexander of Macedon,
born in 356 BCE, died in 323 BCE at the ripe
126.889 -> old age of 32. Alexander was the son of King
Philip the 2nd, and when just 13 years old
131.3 -> he tamed a horse no one else could ride named
Bucephalus, which impressed his father so
135.38 -> much he said: “Oh thy son, look thee at
a kingdom equal to and worthy of thyself,
140.91 -> for Macedonia is too little for thee.”
143.81 -> By that time, he was already an accomplished
general, but over the next decade he expanded
147.34 -> his empire with unprecedented speed and he
is famous for having never lost a battle. Today we’re
152.4 -> going to look at Alexander of Macedon’s story
by examining three possible definitions of greatness.
156.54 -> First, maybe Alexander was great because of
his accomplishments. This is an extension
160.7 -> of the idea that history is the record of
the deeds of great men. Now, of course, that’s
164.7 -> ridiculous. For one thing, half of people
are women; for another, and this is important,
169.03 -> there are lots of historic events that no one can take
responsibility for, like for instance the Black Plague.
174.24 -> But still, Alexander was accomplished. I mean,
he conquered a lot of territory. Like, a lot.
179.79 -> His father, Philip, had conquered all of Greece,
but Alexander did what the Spartans and Athenians
183.85 -> had failed to do: He destroyed the Persian
Empire. He conquered all the land the Persians
188.54 -> had held including Egypt, and then marched
toward India, stopping at the Indus River
192.62 -> only because his army was like, “Hey, Alexander,
you know what would be awesome? Not marching.”
197.82 -> Also, Alexander was a really good general,
although historians disagree over whether
201.95 -> his tactics were truly brilliant or if his
army just happened to have better technology,
206.319 -> specifically these extra long spears called
sarissas. Much of his reputation as a general,
211.069 -> and his reputation in general, anybody? Puns?
Maybe I should stop? OK. Is because of Napoleon.
217.58 -> Napoleon, like many other generals through
the Millennia, was obsessed with Alexander
221.819 -> the Great, but more on that in a moment.
223.75 -> That said, Alexander wasn’t very good at
what we might now call empire-building. Alexander’s
228.51 -> empire was definitely visually impressive,
but it wasn’t actually much of an empire.
232.319 -> Like, Alexander specialized in the tearing
down of things, but he wasn’t so great at
237 -> the building up of institutions to replace
the things he’d torn down. And that’s
241.319 -> why, pretty soon after his death, his Empire
broke into three empires, called the Hellenistic
245.569 -> Kingdoms. Each was ruled by one of Alexander’s
generals, and they became important dynasties.
249.76 -> The Antigones in Greece and Macedonia, the
Ptolemies in Egypt, the Seleucids in Persia,
254.65 -> all of which lasted longer than Alexander’s
empire itself.
258.269 -> A Second Greatness: Maybe Alexander was Great
because he had an enormous impact on the world
263.279 -> after his death. Like King Tut, Alexander
the Great was amazingly good at being a dead
269.88 -> person. Let’s go to the Thought Bubble.
271.9 -> So, After Alexander of Macedon died, everyone
from the Romans to Napoleon to Oliver Stone
277.669 -> loved him, and he was an important military
model for many generals throughout history.
282.18 -> But his main post-death legacy may be that
he introduced the Persian idea of Absolute
287.499 -> Monarchy to the Greco-Roman world, which would
become a pretty big deal.
291.789 -> Alexander also built a number of cities on
his route that became big deals after his
295.029 -> death, and it’s easy to spot them because
he named most of them after himself and one
299.819 -> after his horse. The Alexandria in Egypt became
a major center of learning in the classical
304.939 -> world, and was home to the most amazing library
ever, which Julius Caesar probably “accidentally”
310.569 -> burned down while trying to conquer a bunch
of land to emulate his hero, Alexander the Great.
315.749 -> Plus, the dead Alexander had a huge impact
on culture. He gave the region its common
319.8 -> language, Greek, which facilitated conversations
and commerce. Greek was so widespread that
324.139 -> archaeologists have found coins in what is
now Afghanistan with pictures of their kings
328.719 -> and the word “king” written beneath the
pictures — in Greek. This is also why, incidentally,
334.18 -> the New Testament was eventually written in
Greek.
336.159 -> Although Alexander was mostly just conquering
territory for the glory and heroism and greatness
340.719 -> of it all, in his wake emerged a more closely
connected world that could trade and communicate
346.189 -> with more people more efficiently than ever
before. Alexander didn’t make those things
351.559 -> happen, but they probably wouldn’t have
happened without him.
354.449 -> But here’s a question: If you’re watching
Jersey Shore and get so involved in The Situations
358.319 -> romantic conquest that you leave the bath
water running, thereby flooding your apartment,
362.789 -> and you have to call a plumber, and the plumber
comes over and you fall in love with him and
366.509 -> get married and live happily ever after, does
that make The Situation responsible for your
370.689 -> marriage? Thanks, Thought Bubble.
372.12 -> Okay, a third definition of greatness: Maybe
Alexander is great because of his legend:
376.589 -> Since no accounts of his life were written
while he lived, embellishment was easy, and
381.039 -> maybe that’s where true greatness lies.
I mean the guy died at 32, before he ever
384.789 -> had a chance to get old and lose battles.
He was tutored by Aristotle, for God’s sakes.
389.52 -> Then there’s Alexander’s single-minded
Ahab-esque pursuit of the Persian King Darius,
394.759 -> who he chased across modern-day Iraq and Iran
for no real reason except he desperately wanted
400.059 -> to kill him, and when Bessus, one of Darius’s
generals, assassinated him before Alexander
404.759 -> had the chance, Alexander chased Bessus around
until he could at least kill him.
409.62 -> These almost-comical pursuits of glory and
heroism are accompanied in classical histories
414.119 -> by stories of Alexander walking through the
desert, and then suddenly raining, and these
419.099 -> ravens coming to lead him to the army he’s
supposed to fight, and stories of his hot
423.889 -> Persian wife Roxana, who supposedly while
still a teenager engineered the assassinations
428.309 -> of many of Alexander’s fellow wives.
430.419 -> And even at his death, people tried to make
Alexander live up to this heroic ideal. Like,
434.449 -> Plutarch tells us that he died of a fever,
but that’s no way for a masculine, empire-building,
439.55 -> awesome person to die! So rumors persist that
he died either of alcohol poisoning or else
444.599 -> of assassination-y poisoning. I mean, no great
man can die of a fever. Speaking of Great
449.949 -> Men, it’s time to strip down for the Open
Letter.
455.49 -> So elegant. But first let’s see what’s
in the Secret Compartment today. Oh. It’s
459.77 -> Kim Kardashian’s perfume. Thanks Stan. I’ll
wear this. I’ll check it out, I’ll give
467.229 -> it a try. C’ah. Wow. That is... mmm... it’s
like all the worst parts of baby powder and
473.379 -> all the worst parts of cat pee. An Open Letter
to the Ladies.
476.889 -> Hello, Ladies,
478.38 -> You’ve really been unfairly neglected in
Crash Course World History and also in World
481.839 -> History textbooks everywhere. Like, there
will be a whole chapter exploring the exploits
486.009 -> of great men and then at the end there will
be one sentence that’s like “also women
490.409 -> were doing stuff at the time and it was important,
but we don’t really know what it was, so
494.979 -> back to Alexander the Great…”
496.92 -> History has been very good at marginalizing
and demeaning women and we’re going to fight
501.599 -> against that as we move forward in the story
of human civilization. Ladies, I have to go
506.469 -> now because my eyes are stinging from the
biological weapon known as Kim Kardashian’s
510.119 -> Gold. Seriously, don’t wear it.
512.64 -> Best wishes, John Green
514.31 -> So in Alexander the Great we have a story
about a man who united the world while riding
517.89 -> a magical horse only he could tame across
deserts where it magically rained for him
522.38 -> so that he could chase down his mortal enemy
and then leave in his wake a more enlightened
526.34 -> world and a gorgeous, murderous wife.
528.81 -> But of course it’s not just Assassin’s
Creed and Call of Duty that celebrate the
531.66 -> idea that ennobled violence can lead to a
better world. And that takes us to my opinion
535.63 -> of how Alexander really came to be Great.
Millennia after his death in 1798, Napoleon
540.87 -> invaded Egypt, not because he particularly
needed to invade Egypt but because he wanted
545.77 -> to do what Alexander had done.
547.63 -> And long before Napoleon, the Romans really
worshipped Alexander, particularly the Roman
551.7 -> General Pompey, AKA Pompeius Magnus, AKA Pompey
the Great. Pompey was so obsessed with Alexander
558.59 -> that he literally tried to emulate Alexander’s
boyishly disheveled hair style.
563.35 -> In short, Alexander was Great because others
decided he was Great. Because they chose to
567.99 -> admire and emulate him. Yes, Alexander was
a great general. Yes, he conquered a lot of
572.57 -> land. The Situation is also really good at
picking up girls... of a certain type. And
577.35 -> Kim Kardashian is good at- Stan, what is Kim
Kardashian good at?
581.1 -> We made Alexander Great, just as today we
make people great when we admire them and
585.62 -> try to emulate them. History has traditionally
been in the business of finding and celebrating
589.37 -> great men, and only occasionally great women,
but this obsession with Greatness is troubling
593.96 -> to me. It wrongly implies, first, history
is made primarily by men and secondly, that
598.31 -> history is made primarily by celebrated people,
which of course makes us all want to be celebrities.
603.23 -> Thankfully, we’ve left behind the idea that
the best way to become an icon is to butcher
607.41 -> people and conquer a lot of land, but the
ideals that we’ve embraced instead aren’t
612.54 -> necessarily worth celebrating either. All
of which is to say we decide what to worship
616.96 -> and what to care about and what to pay attention
to. We decide whether to care about The Situation.
623.45 -> Alexander couldn’t make history in a vacuum,
and neither can anyone else. Thanks for watching.
627.7 -> I’ll see you next week.
629.6 -> Crash Course is produced and directed by Stan
Muller; the show is written by my high school
632.95 -> history teacher Raoul Meyer and myself. Our
script supervisor is Danica Johnson, and our
636.79 -> graphics team is Thought Bubble.
638.4 -> Last week’s phrase of the week was "Thinly
Sliced Trees". If you want to take a guess
641.54 -> at this week’s phrase or suggest new ones you
can do so in comments. If you have questions about
645.92 -> today’s video you can also ask those in comments
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650.6 -> Thanks for watching Crash Course and as they
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