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15.98 -> Hey Jimmy, it's the 1800s,
an exciting time to be alive.
20.1 -> Why don't you get out there
and explore the world?
22.52 -> Gee whiz mum, thanks.
24.78 -> This place is amazing.
26.36 -> Where am I?
27.193 -> Why you're in France, my boy.
28.88 -> Here we come up with wacky
new ways of running a country.
31.33 -> Liberty, egality, fraternity.
34.13 -> Whoa! Welcome to the United Kingdom.
36.41 -> Here, we invented the train.
37.99 -> Alllllll aboard.
40.49 -> Holy smokes.
41.63 -> You're in a German factory, my friend.
43.3 -> Here, we harness fire and coal
45.11 -> to create all these sexy lederhosen.
46.74 -> This is incredible.
48.03 -> I can't wait to see
where I'll end up next.
52.58 -> Where am I?
55.61 -> You're in Russia.
57.16 -> Have I gone back in time?
59.07 -> No, this is just how it is.
60.71 -> Are you a farmer?
62.24 -> Worse, technically, my landlord owns me
64.48 -> which makes me a serf.
67.3 -> I'm scared.
68.133 -> You should be because I
haven't eaten in four days
70.34 -> and you look pretty tasty.
72.22 -> Hey Jimmy, how were your travels?
74.865 -> I hate you.
76.168 -> (soft melodic music)
80.35 -> Russia, in the 19th century.
82.38 -> Feudal, underdeveloped
and stuck in the past.
85.2 -> While the rest of Europe
had been modernizing
86.72 -> and improving their citizen's lives.
88.63 -> Russia's rulers were taking
a different approach.
90.95 -> My Lord, we're falling
behind the rest of Europe.
93.41 -> It's time to industrialize.
94.73 -> Give the people rights
and share your power.
96.486 -> (loud bomb exploding)
97.56 -> Russian Tsars had no
time for pathetic ideas
100.09 -> like liberty and modernization
101.81 -> because they were too busy
103.08 -> having the time of their lives
105.03 -> while the serfs were breaking
their backs in the fields,
107.34 -> the Tsars held all the power
108.84 -> and they didn't have to listen to anyone.
111.21 -> Wanna run the country like
a backwards feudal kingdom
113.19 -> while the rest of your pack
114.023 -> paces humanitarian and
economically, go right ahead.
116.86 -> Wanna keep the people on educated
118.11 -> so they don't get any ideas?
119.68 -> There's no one to stop you.
120.91 -> Wanna keep exporting grain
122.04 -> even when there's a massive famine
123.21 -> causing hundreds of thousands to die?
125.47 -> That is your God given right.
128.01 -> While all of this was great for the Tsar.
129.81 -> If you were literally anybody
else, it probably sucked
132.85 -> because Russia was falling behind.
134.91 -> If they were to keep up with Europe
136.34 -> they'd need a strong
ruler with some big ideas.
139.06 -> Oh, look here comes one now.
140.97 -> Hey everyone, it's me
Tsar Alexander the second
143.83 -> and I've got some big news.
145.67 -> I'm releasing you all from your serfdom.
147.44 -> You're all free.
148.98 -> (crow cheering loudly)
151.03 -> Yep, I'm the best.
152.41 -> Oh, there is one thing though.
153.76 -> I spoke to your local lords
155 -> and they weren't happy about
losing all their free labor.
157.13 -> So as a compromise, you're all
gonna have to pay them back
159.51 -> in near impossible amount of
money for the next 49 years.
162.27 -> Expect your lives to barely change.
165.9 -> Okay, bye.
167.32 -> Now, I know what you're thinking.
168.49 -> This Tsar Alexander the second
seems like a pretty cool guy.
171.5 -> He's trying to reform the country
172.92 -> and get Russia on the right path.
174.54 -> Everyone must love this guy, right, wrong.
177.56 -> Why does one man
178.43 -> get to decide fate of
everyone in the country?
180.54 -> This whole system is dumped.
181.83 -> Somebody should do something.
183.46 -> Like what?
184.293 -> Like kill the Tsar.
185.3 -> You're gonna kill the Tsar?
186.53 -> Well me, no, I'm busy.
189.01 -> I was kind of hoping you'd do it, okay.
192.23 -> See the people love me.
194.04 -> They're throwing flowers,
195.13 -> confetti and high-grade explosives.
197.446 -> (bomb exploding loudly)
198.6 -> Okay Nicholas, your
grandfather has a mild case
200.69 -> of being blown up by a terrorist
202.21 -> and he's not looking too hot.
203.57 -> So we're gonna go say our goodbyes, okay?
205.54 -> No, it'll be too scary for him.
207.3 -> Nonsense, it won't be scary at all.
208.97 -> We're just gonna say a
quick goodbye, ready?
212.97 -> Boy, look at me.
215.71 -> The people did this to me and
one day, they'll do it to you!
221.48 -> See it wasn't scary at all.
223.11 -> So Alexander the second was dead,
224.64 -> but luckily they had another
Alexander lying around.
226.9 -> Alexander the third and
he felt his dad's reforms
229.65 -> had weakened the Tsar's authority.
231.45 -> Russia was massive.
232.74 -> And as a result had
many ethnic minorities.
235.24 -> Non Russians more interested
in their own cultural heritage
238.15 -> than in loving me, isn't it great?
240.04 -> So much beautiful culture and
diversity in our great nation.
242.541 -> (bomb exploding loudly)
243.66 -> Alexander thought all these minorities
245.15 -> should be a little more Russian
and thereby loyal to him.
248.06 -> So he repressed religious minorities.
250.12 -> He repressed non Russians.
251.57 -> He introduced the Okhrana.
252.77 -> A secret police force that repressed
254.21 -> anybody who thought
having a Tsar was dumb.
256.36 -> If Alexander the second
was the great reformer
258.6 -> Alexander the third was
the great repressor.
261.16 -> Now that's how you run a country.
262.8 -> Hey dad.
263.633 -> Oh great, it's my son Nicholas,
265.59 -> who I like to call a girly girl
266.87 -> because he's so weak and pathetic.
268.45 -> When are you gonna grow up?
272.23 -> You still look like a girly girl to me.
273.97 -> But dad, I grew a beard.
275.7 -> Yeah, an ugly girly girl beard.
278.287 -> (crying loudly)
280.01 -> If Nicholas was to one day be Tsar.
281.66 -> He needed his dad to teach
him how to run the country.
283.67 -> But his dad instead suggested
284.94 -> that Nicholas goes somewhere else.
286.43 -> So Nicholas went to Japan,
got an edgy dragon tattoo.
289.05 -> Had his head sliced off by a
policeman and then came home.
291.4 -> Now, will you teach me how to rule?
293.33 -> I suppose it's time.
294.47 -> Okay, there's a lot
you need to know before
296.38 -> becoming Tsar, uh oh, what?
299.61 -> I've got kidney inflammation.
304.052 -> Oh no.
305.13 -> Upon his father's death,
a totally unprepared
307.14 -> Nicholas the second ascended
to the Russian throne.
309.58 -> He wasn't a reformer like his grandfather
311.55 -> nor was he a repressor like his dad.
313.47 -> Nicholas was Nicholas.
315.19 -> Timid, easily swayed
316.74 -> and more interested in doing
whatever the hell this is
319.22 -> or this or this.
321.2 -> He wasn't ready to rule.
322.24 -> And he himself admitted it
323.47 -> saying I'm not yet ready to be Tsar.
325.63 -> I know nothing of the business of ruling.
329.32 -> Bit of an awkward time to bring it up.
330.73 -> However, Nicholas firmly believed
332.26 -> that he was chosen by God
to be Russia's big daddy.
334.8 -> And while he doubted his ability to rule,
336.57 -> he was gonna give it his best shot.
338.12 -> And hey, who knows?
339.09 -> Maybe he wouldn't be so bad after all.
341 -> To get things off to a good start.
342.38 -> Nicholas promised free pretzels and beer
344.06 -> to a huge crowd in Moscow
to celebrate his coronation.
346.85 -> So enticing a proposition
to starving peasants
349.15 -> that the ensuing stampede
left nearly 1500 people dead.
352.71 -> What the hell happened?
353.83 -> We're not sure, but you're scheduled
355.05 -> to go party with the
French at eight o'clock.
357.01 -> Shouldn't I stay here out
of respect for the people?
359.73 -> When have Russian Tsars
ever respected the people?
363.829 -> (upbeat music)
365.17 -> Nicholas's decision to
go party with the French
367.19 -> immediately tarnished his image.
368.71 -> Some were calling him Nicholas the bloody.
371.1 -> The Tsars had been partying hard
372.48 -> at the expense of the
people for long enough
374.63 -> that emancipated the serfs
376.08 -> but failed to lift them out of poverty.
377.82 -> They used their secret police
378.85 -> to crack down on anyone
who might criticize them
380.86 -> and they had failed to modernize
and give the people rights.
383.33 -> Something the rest of
Europe had begun doing
384.99 -> over a century ago.
386.25 -> The rule of the Tsars was
quickly becoming outdated
388.8 -> and more and more Russians began wondering
390.61 -> if there was a better way.
392.11 -> For many, the solution was simple.
394 -> Just look to the West,
republics, democracies
396.56 -> and constitutional monarchies galore.
398.68 -> But a small growing group rejected that
400.93 -> for an even better idea,
402.39 -> a little something they called communism.
404.65 -> Take Vladimir Lenin a intelligent member
406.56 -> of Russia's middle-class
407.85 -> and also a massive ill tempered jerk.
410.29 -> If you disagreed with him about anything
412.02 -> he wasn't afraid to call you out.
413.85 -> You fat headed simple-minded
vapid cockeyed imbecile
417.61 -> Tenderheart Bear is a far superior
419.56 -> care bear to Bedtime Bear.
421.065 -> (crying loudly)
422.83 -> And he was no stranger to
political unrest either.
425.04 -> His older brother was executed
426.33 -> for plotting to kill the Tsar
427.8 -> and Lenin himself was
expelled from university
429.75 -> for participating in a student protest.
431.81 -> But how did Lenin go
432.86 -> from being a middle-class nerd
434.33 -> to the arbiter of socialist divinity?
436.67 -> Well, to tell that story,
438.08 -> we first need to go back a few decades
439.55 -> to when a man named Karl Marx,
441.07 -> wrote a manifesto
explaining how capitalism
442.84 -> is a system where by the stinky British
444.59 -> oppressed and exploded the working masses
446.23 -> and that only through class warfare,
447.5 -> could the workers rise up and
enstate a communist utopia.
450.23 -> Now go back forward a few decades
451.64 -> to Lenin reading that
manifesto and loving it.
455.13 -> But publicly admitting you loved Marx
456.75 -> and not Russia's big daddy
457.88 -> would get you the cruelest
punishment imaginable,
460.23 -> exile to Siberia.
461.96 -> Enjoy exile where you'll
live with your wife
464.2 -> chill around town and secretly
write socialists newspapers.
467.21 -> Hey, that doesn't sound so bad.
469.04 -> And your mother-in-law's
going to live with you, no!
473.47 -> Once Lenin finished his stint in Siberia.
475.26 -> He left Russia for Europe
476.49 -> where he was free to hang out
with other Russian Marxists
478.61 -> and talk about how great communism was.
480.75 -> Now today, you might
hear the word communism
482.85 -> and think of this.
484.075 -> (dramatic orchestral music)
487.37 -> But that's not how intellectuals
488.55 -> living under a Tsarist regime saw it.
490.47 -> To them, communism promised the land
492.46 -> where all were equal, where
workers weren't exploited
495.36 -> and even people like you
could get a girlfriend.
497.9 -> So Lenin joined a party
of Russian communists
499.7 -> living in Europe
500.55 -> and he founded a communist newsletter
502.03 -> that was smuggled into Russia
503.29 -> to try to radicalize the people.
504.86 -> However, not everyone
in the socialist party
506.95 -> agreed with Lenin.
507.91 -> In fact, they disagreed
with him on a lot of issues
510.82 -> and Lenin was so uncompromising
512.49 -> that he caused a split in the party.
514.22 -> During one conference, a
heated debate broke out
516.54 -> and Lenin was unwilling to give an inch.
518.48 -> You pig ignorant, half
witted fatuous morons,
522.46 -> cereal is a soup.
524.27 -> Listen, Lenin, you're a smart guy,
525.8 -> but you have no idea what
you're talking about.
528.14 -> We're out of here.
530.14 -> All in favor of cereal being a soup.
533.01 -> Hey, would you look at
that, we're in the majority.
535.38 -> So Lenin set up his own
faction within the party.
537.46 -> He called the Majority
538.86 -> or Bolshevik if you're speaking Russian
540.55 -> and the other faction
541.383 -> became known as the Minority or Menshevik.
543.3 -> And oddly, the majority
were often in the Minority
545.7 -> and the minority in the Majority.
547.13 -> The Mensheviks were less radical.
548.88 -> Whereas Lenin wanted the
Bolsheviks to be loyal to him
551.06 -> and his uncompromising ideas.
552.71 -> And if you weren't loyal
553.69 -> well then you're gonna
get a big brain beat down.
555.493 -> Mensheviks worried that Lenin's attitude
557.16 -> could lead to a one-man dictatorship,
559.06 -> but come up, does this guy
look like a dictator to you?
563.07 -> For now Lenin remained in Europe,
564.53 -> writing his socialist newspaper
566.02 -> and impatiently awaiting an opportunity
567.61 -> to overthrow the Tsar and bring
communist utopia to Russia.
572.62 -> Cool, a free hat.
575.56 -> Who the heck are you?
577.09 -> I'm definitely not a Russian
secret police officers