YTP - history of the entire world poorly translated (part 1)
YTP - history of the entire world poorly translated (part 1)
This is probably the second biggest project I’ve taken on after history of the lame sad world. It’s so long, in fact, that it’s nearly 25 minutes long, so I’ll split it into two parts. Thanks!
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The original video is entirely by bill wurtz. If you enjoyed this remix of his content, you should definitely check out the originals:
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Content
0.859 -> Hi, you are hovering space rocks on.
3.99 -> This is a pretty list item.
6.02 -> Some of it.
7.02 -> Sexual intercourse, it in fact most is water.
10.66 -> Without having to buy you can't get from a
ship out there too.
13.7 -> It is just sad.
15.7 -> I am sad.
16.94 -> I miss you.
18.24 -> How did you get it?!
19.71 -> For a long time before, but now, not what
is not?
23.5 -> When is it?
24.42 -> Never.
25.44 -> Makes sense!
26.74 -> But I did not see an exchange.
29.02 -> Here, there was nothing.
30.88 -> Where is it?
32.04 -> It is necessary because there's nowhere to.
34.74 -> Not required.
36.12 -> How To Get Support.
46.72 -> It is not remembered.
48.4 -> What I'd like.
49.8 -> Do you want to go somewhere else?
51.9 -> See how.
53.1 -> I want to change.
54.649 -> I want to invent a time and space.
56.92 -> And I it is possible, here, everything, it's
probably already happened you know.
62.28 -> I don't know.
63.76 -> And that's... where my father came in.
66.06 -> Wow!
67.06 -> I pause it.
68.29 -> I don't think there is.
69.95 -> Which ingredients are used?
71.88 -> Quark.
72.88 -> All that work was going to end in a place
like this.
76 -> It's not?
77.17 -> New Location.
78.5 -> The world is going to be much colder soon.
81.21 -> However, it is expected that.
83.67 -> It is a very complete yet warm 100 million
times.
87.619 -> Good news!
88.98 -> Happy three called protons, neutrons, quarks,
now married to the group.
94.56 -> But also flies to do something, it is still
not too want to join the others.
99 -> [Fire noise]
101.18 -> Good news!
102.62 -> Protons and neutrons are happy to get married
now.
106.08 -> Some of them are healthier.
107.9 -> Good news!
109.1 -> Participate now.
110.78 -> Congratulations, the world is now a bunch
of gas in the universe.
115.12 -> However, it is getting closer to them.
118.66 -> Meet.
120.46 -> Meet.
121.98 -> That is the sun.
123.8 -> New shit is just created.
126.2 -> Enough stupid questions, die!
128.92 -> Has a passion for big stars burn out and die,
some brand new, how do the craziest shit.
135.12 -> Cosmic Dust.
136.32 -> Dust can down to interesting stars will unlock new space.
139.96 -> There are possibilities of stars, cool rocks such as ice around them are very interesting in
145.16 -> the clouds, ice, rocks around them It seems
very interesting.
149.66 -> For example, the hard rock is this ball.
152.74 -> We just hit a sacred shit to another ball
of a burning rock.
156.32 -> They are very confused earlier this month.
158.92 -> Updating the weather: It is raining in outer
space rocks.
162.86 -> Updating the weather: possibly having water on those stones, but hot steam is now in the sky.
168.82 -> Weather: today's temperature is lower than
the floor no longer lava is not.
173.42 -> It is raining now.
175.02 -> Severe flood warning for the whole world,
right now, sea.
179.56 -> Types of volcanic eruptions.
181.72 -> Sea life. what?
183.24 -> Jet pack is floating in the sea.
185.34 -> Everything from plants and animals to machines
and robots!
189.19 -> No, it is a subtle point.
191.72 -> I live in the bottom of the ocean and eat
hot fresh chemical soup made from troublesome
196.09 -> space food after the rain.
198.17 -> Yes, I can do that.
200.61 -> It has secret instructions written on it.
203.41 -> That's pretty elegant, I will say.
205.83 -> Are you fed up with living on the ocean floor?
208.519 -> Now you can eat the sun!
210.53 -> Using innovative technology, you can turn
the sun into food.
214.17 -> Taste sun!
215.51 -> Side effects: Oxygen exists no matter where
you are, the sky is blue.
221.01 -> And the earth may have been a snowman for
a while.
225.03 -> It is sponge.
226.51 -> This is a plant.
227.84 -> It is insects and other strange athletes'
feet and strange fish.
231.66 -> That's Cumbria Explosion!
233.41 -> Wow, this is an animal or thing.
236.2 -> But we are still underwater.
237.89 -> Hey, can we go to the land?
240.29 -> No, do not.
242.209 -> Why is this?
243.459 -> The sun is shooting a lethal laser beam.
245.94 -> Oh, that is ok.
248.22 -> There is no blanket anymore.
250.2 -> Animals can now rise to land.
252.44 -> Let's go to the land by looking at animals!
255.44 -> No, I can not walk yet.
258 -> And there is no food there, so I do not mind.
262.16 -> If you have plants here, will you learn to
walk?
265.36 -> Perhaps I may say some bugs or fish.
267.54 -> [fish grunting]
272.16 -> Well, I can go to the land, but I need to
get back to the water to have a baby.
277.08 -> [knock]
277.82 -> Learn egging.
279.1 -> I already did it.
280.5 -> Please use stronger eggs.
282.46 -> Add water.
283.7 -> Please put the baby in the egg of the land.
286.449 -> The egg contains water inside.
288.52 -> Egg, water, egg baby.
291.08 -> I work for myself.
292.809 -> Bye-bye, sea.
294.979 -> And now, every bug is huge.
297.349 -> Do you want to see a map of the land?
299.58 -> Certainly.
301 -> Oh, now, everything died.
303.72 -> Just kidding, you are a survivor.
306.42 -> Please be aware that it is a dinosaur.
309.139 -> There are different maps of the land.
311.249 -> Yeah, it broke, do not worry about it, it
always.
315.089 -> A meteor will come here.
317.569 -> And the dinosaur disappeared.
319.669 -> It is mammalian time.
321.2 -> Mammals come here.
322.76 -> Please look at their breasts.
325.02 -> Now they are going to rule the world.
327.32 -> One of them learns only how to grab things.
329.999 -> Walk, no, walk too much, please grab things
at the same time.
335.639 -> Next, tap the rocks together to make a sharp
rock.
339.259 -> Ah.
340.319 -> Put things on fire.
341.93 -> Yellow.
342.979 -> Giving out crazy sounds in their voice, gneurshk,
it can mean different things.
348.039 -> It is a human being.
349.71 -> And now, almost anywhere, almost there.
353.069 -> Ice river stage.
354.68 -> What is it?
355.759 -> Can you walk here?
357.179 -> It is cold.
358.46 -> No longer.
359.46 -> I believe that we are trapped.
361.38 -> Let's see the people on the earth.
363.68 -> They are chasing after food.
365.78 -> Time for fuck and plant grass.
368.08 -> Looking at this, I am controlling the food
right now.
371.71 -> Now, everyone is my friend, I want to live
near me.
375.77 -> I have food, so let's build a house other
than me.
379.3 -> This is fantastic.
381.05 -> I wonder if someone else is doing this behaviour.
384.169 -> Are you sleeping with all the stones?
386.24 -> Please use metal.
387.82 -> It is under the earth.
389.4 -> Within some sweet valley between two different
rivers, improved farming methods are invented
394.479 -> and animals are used for help.
396.77 -> What will happen next?
398.59 -> More food, more people buy food.
401.22 -> Now I need someone to help me with food and
pursuit.
404.3 -> I need a house and a house to build a house.
407.3 -> Currently, there are more people, they make
things, improve life and more people participate.
413.25 -> Agriculture is on the rise and more people
are making more things to more people.
418.16 -> And now, there are businesses, currencies,
sentences, government, electricity, society.
425.689 -> I will approach the valley of the river near
you.
428.52 -> On the other hand, horses will probably be
foolish.
431.879 -> Why is my metal overlapping?
433.939 -> Are you sleepy because you are using warm
and melancholic metal?
437.55 -> I will introduce bronze made from special tin from the country where the landslide is distant.
442.92 -> I do not know, my dealer does not warn me where it is absent.
446.809 -> Also, Egypt, what to guess.
449.779 -> Meanwhile, I found a way to ride a horse car.
453.429 -> I am going now somewhere.
455.32 -> Furthermore, China.
457.38 -> And I mention the civilisation of the Indus
River.
460.16 -> [click ding ding ding--ding]
461.88 -> Northeasco.
463.16 -> The Middle East is getting more and more complicated,
it is probably in the middle of the east.
468.32 -> Knock knock, or clop clop, it is a horse's people.
472.449 -> And they made an empire, others stole a horse.
475.22 -> Greek.
476.22 -> Oh, it must be Greek.
478.559 -> Alternatively, a Greek beta.
481.259 -> Let's see the civilisation of the Valley of
the Indus River.
484.499 -> Who is not going?
486.27 -> China.
487.27 -> Just arrived in India.
488.48 -> Probably the horse people, and their cousin
and what I was talking about.
494.12 -> And they wrote several hymns and mantras and
things.
497.32 -> I can now make a religion.
499.4 -> There is a collapse of the Bronze Age.
501.889 -> Now Phoenicians can enter business.
504.289 -> You can easily switch to metal that is easy
to find.
507.86 -> Looking at the man who returned to Israel, it is the twelve savages of Israel, believing in the God.
514.28 -> Just one, but he is a 10 step program.
517.32 -> I have a huge head and I must be Ormec.
520.1 -> Phoenicians made several colonies, Glick stole
the idea and made a colony.
524.98 -> The Phoenicians made colonies very large and
made colonies.
528.76 -> The Assyrian Empire is coming.
530.62 -> In fact it is the Babylonians, the median
is the Persian empire.
535.339 -> Wow, that is large.
537.26 -> Oh, a Buddha got enlightened.
539.9 -> Who is the Buddha?
541.28 -> For a long time, this man discovered a way
to ignore the fact that the world is dead.
546.29 -> I can now make religion.
548.13 -> Oops, I broke China once, but I broke Confucius
and thought of a good morality.
553.86 -> [ding]
554.58 -> Oh, the Greeks thought.
556.94 -> There was an idea to conquer the entire Persian Empire.
560.26 -> It's a wonderful idea.
562.11 -> He was wonderful.
563.58 -> Currently, he has died.
565.779 -> The rest of the gangs can share the empire
fairly between them.
569.04 -> Knock knock, it is chandragupta, he says "In
hell, if I give 500 elephants to you, is he
575.22 -> here?", Thank you, goodbye "
Time to set all the continents of India.
579.42 -> Or, most India.
581.339 -> How is this part?
582.84 -> It is the king of Tamils and no one will conquer
the kings of Tamil.
586.6 -> Who are King Tamil?
588.26 -> Probably a merchant.
589.86 -> They have the spices.
591.519 -> Who would like to buy the pepper?
593.23 -> I said Arabs bought it soon and sold it to
other countries of the world.
597.379 -> China regains good ethics and is fined again.
600.629 -> In fact, they have three main philosophies.
603.24 -> [click, click]
605.1 -> Here, the nomads run freely in the wild and
they try to destroy your city.
609.18 -> [repeated 8-bit collect coin noises]
612.76 -> Let's examine the Greek level of the Greek
kingdom.
615.78 -> Greek overload.
617.08 -> "Bye bye" said, according to Pardian.
619.86 -> "Say good-by" Jews said.
621.769 -> "Hello," the tribe inherited the whole and
said.
625 -> The Romans said they are eating the whole
Mediterranean with breakfast.
628.74 -> "Thank you for invading my hometown," said
the Jews who were tired of those who entered
633.6 -> their hometown.
635.37 -> People who said "Hello, all right" is very
popular, seems to have been arrested and killed.
640.75 -> Now I can make religion.
642.73 -> Do you want to silk?
644.259 -> Currently available from China.
646.77 -> They just opened a whole new path to the world.
650.14 -> [8-bit deep boops]
652.149 -> Or you can get water.
653.819 -> "Illness, a new trade route!" India has undoubtedly
spread religion southeast.
658.79 -> Well, that is a good place for the kingdom
of magnificent trade.
663.199 -> There is Buddhism in Silk Road.
665.269 -> I wonder if it will arrive in China before
it falls down again.
669.16 -> Do you remember the Persian Empire?
671.54 -> Yeah, Persians said they made something new.
674.269 -> Axum is very strong, I want to attach a long
stick.
678.439 -> Does anyone still live in Madagascar?
681.019 -> Let's do this together.
682.529 -> China is the whole again.
684.44 -> After that, it has broken again.
687.48 -> Can you cross the Sahara Desert?
689.7 -> Please try the camel.
691.28 -> Yeah, in hell, we are doing business now, the Ghana Empire has sold a lot of money, the slave said.
698.2 -> "Hello, I lived in the Roman Empire, I was
wondering, do you love Jesus' law?
703.7 -> No, do not.
705.6 -> Certainly, I am sure that Constantine will advance the way to the main camp in the metropolitan area.
711.88 -> Do not worry about Rome, it will not fall.
715 -> India is golden.
716.76 -> There is Gupta Empire.
718.44 -> It is not just gupta chandragupta.
720.84 -> Nominal Chandra.
722.18 -> The beginning.
722.9 -> [ding!]
723.54 -> Who is in Rome?
725.16 -> Barbarian.
726.38 -> What is the barbarian?
728.42 -> Non - Romans said the Romans were invaded
by non - Romans.
731.98 -> PEACE remains in the Roman Empire.
734.22 -> Actually half and half progress smoothly,
so let us already give a new name in Rome.
739.74 -> Maya understood the star.
741.68 -> Oh, the big city, the population is here:
they are all people.
746.54 -> Gokturk inherited the whole Eurasian continent.
749.68 -> I am doing a wonderful job.
751.78 -> How about India?
753.18 -> This is broken.
754.62 -> How about China?
756.32 -> Return together.
758 -> How about the kingdom of trade?
760.32 -> There are bigger ones.
761.72 -> There are three kingdoms in Korea.
763.94 -> It is sunny in Japan.
765.68 -> ♫♫
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IppBDQcQghQ