History of the World Part 1 (1981) Movie Reaction - WHAT DID I JUST WATCH!!! LMAO
History of the World Part 1 (1981) Movie Reaction - WHAT DID I JUST WATCH!!! LMAO
This is a movie reaction video for History of the World Part 1- First Time Watching - Please do not judge me! lmao #MovieReaction #Reaction #Historyoftheworld
The film, is a parody of the historical spectacular film genre anthology, including the sword and sandal epic and the period costume drama subgenres. The four main segments consist of stories set during the Stone Age, the Roman Empire, the Spanish Inquisition, and the French Revolution. Other intermediate skits include reenactments of the giving of the Ten Commandments and the Last Supper.
The Stone Age Cavemen (including Sid Caesar) depict the invention of fire, the first artist (which in turn gives rise to the first critic), the first marriages (homosapien and then homosexual), early weapons (particularly a spear), and early funerals. Also depicted are early attempts at comedy and music, by smashing each other’s feet with rocks and thus creating an orchestra of screams (until performing Handel’s “Hallelujah Chorus” at the end).
The Old Testament Moses (Mel Brooks) is shown coming down from Mount Sinai carrying three stone tablets after receiving the Law from God (the voice of an uncredited Carl Reiner). When announcing the giving of the reception of the law to the people, Moses proclaims, “The Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen…” (whereupon he drops one of the tablets, which promptly shatters) “Oy… ten! TEN Commandments! For all to obey!”
The Roman Empire Comicus (Brooks again), a stand-up philosopher, is notified by his agent Swiftus (Ron Carey) that he has landed a gig at Caesar’s palace. En route to the palace Comicus meets and falls in love with a Vestal Virgin named Miriam (Mary-Margaret Humes) and befriends an Ethiopian slave named Josephus (Gregory Hines). J
At the Palace, Emperor Nero (Dom DeLuise) gorges on food, ogles pretty maidens and waits to be entertained. Comicus forgets his audience and begins to crack insulting one-liners about the emperor’s abundant body contours and corrupt ways. Josephus absentmindedly pours a jug of wine into Nero’s lap and is ordered to fight Comicus to the death in a gladiatorial manner.
After Miriam helps Comicus, Josephus and Swiftus briefly find refuge in Empress Nympho’s home, Josephus is “outed” among a row of eunuchs after “reacting” to a seductive dancer’s performance, and the group is chased by Roman soldiers led by Marcus Vindictus (Shecky Greene). As the soldiers gain on the group’s cart (pulled by Miracle), Josephus instructs them to pull over in a field and requests much papyrus. He takes “Roman Red” marijuana which is growing alongside the road and rolls it into the papyrus, forming a device he calls Mighty Joint,
The resulting smoke confuses and incapacitates the trailing Roman army. The escaping group then sets sail from the port to Judea. While waiting tables at a restaurant, Comicus blunders into a private room where the Last Supper is taking place, as Jesus is telling the apostles “One of you has betrayed me tonight”. The Apostles are in fear. Comicus says “JUDAS.” Judas, startled, almost jumps out of his seat
The Spanish Inquisition The Spanish Inquisition segment is performed in the style of a grandiose Busby Berkeley production. The segment is one long song-and-dance number featuring Brooks as the infamous Torquemada. The segment opens with a herald introducing Torquemada and making a play on his name, noting that despite the pleas for mercy from the condemned, that you “can’t Torquemada anything” (talk him outta anything).
The French Revolution In her tavern Madame Defarge (Cloris Leachman) incites a mob to plot the French Revolution. Meanwhile, King Louis of France (Brooks again) is warned by his advisors, Count de Monet (played by Harvey Korman and mistakenly called “Count da Money” by the king and others) and his associate Béarnaise (Andreas Voutsinas), that the peasants do not think he likes them — a suspicion reinforced by the king’s use of peasants as clay pigeons in a murderous (and humorous) game of skeet. A beautiful woman, Mademoiselle Rimbaud (Pamela Stephenson), asks King Louis to free her father, who has been imprisoned in the Bastille for 10 years because he said “the poor ain’t so bad.”
De Monet manages to convince the king that the revolution is building and he needs to go into hiding, so they will need a stand-in to pretend to be him. Thus Jacques (also Brooks), the garçon de pisse (a.k.a. “piss-boy”), is chosen to impersonate the real king. Later that night, Mlle Rimbaud, unaware of the subterfuge, arrives and offers herself to the piss-boy who is dressed as the king. As she invites him to take her virginity, he pardons her father without requiring the sexual favors. After Mlle Rimbaud and her senile father (Spike Milligan) return from the prison, the peasants burst into the room and capture the piss-boy “king” and Mlle Rimbaud. They are taken to the guillotine for the crimes committed by the crown. Movie Man Greg
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0 -> oh jehovah has given unto you these fifteen oh
snap that's probably what's wrong with us now
19.44 -> we're missing five commandments what's up
everybody this is your boy movie man great
33.44 -> coming at you guys with another movie reaction
and today we're doing mel brooks history of the
39.04 -> world part one i don't think there's a part two
but anyways that's what it says in the title
44.8 -> i'm sure this movie is going to be extremely
funny because i just watched blazing saddles
49.28 -> for the first time and man it was hilarious
so i'm excited to see this but if you can
55.44 -> smash on that like button really quick it
costs you nothing but it means everything
60.24 -> to me and the the youtube analytic uh algorithm
guides you know it means so much to them as well
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consider subscribing and clicking
71.36 -> that bell to get notified but without
further ado let's get to the reaction
80.8 -> gregory hines i'm that's i know gregory hines
that he's a tap dancer he pass i know his name
88 -> because when i was little everybody called
me gregory heinz because of my name so yeah
93.76 -> that's fun but now i really like
gregory hines that was my guy
103.6 -> and the apes stood and became man
108.4 -> is that what happened is that exactly how
it happened they just stood up one day
117.6 -> all right so our forefathers
saw that one on the left
120.72 -> look like he's doing something rather disgusting
126.8 -> okay they are all ready ladies and gentlemen
our forefathers that's where we come from
138.08 -> the stone age the greatest calamity that
could befall early man is the loss of fire wow
152.72 -> wow okay this need this talent
clearly separated early man
159.2 -> from animals who would never know this gift
163.76 -> the artist came the inevitable
afterbirth the critics
174.32 -> oh yeah we fighting we fighting bro
i just sat there and painted all that
178.8 -> and then you gonna piss them
nah you got to die in marriage
188.72 -> homosexual marriage
195.2 -> one of the first oh he just got murdered
203.28 -> that's going to get infected
real badly if he lived
207.2 -> oh yeah he's dead in ancient times man was
ignorant as to the cause and nature of death
214.24 -> so death was greeted with a certain degree they
about to throw them over the cliff i knew it
222.88 -> i knew it that's what i would have done
229.68 -> oh [ __ ] oh jurassic park and they enjoyed that
238.56 -> before it was formalized into notes and
phrases for mankind it began with an accident
246.08 -> google heard the sound had liked in
thought and finally he found the answer oh
263.36 -> music was born
272.8 -> okay i shall give you my laws and you
shall take them unto the people yes lord
285.44 -> rome fountainhead of culture rome yes you
sir are going to rome but i am in rome
303.84 -> i want my money back yo annual orgy
and buffet first served first come wow
320.56 -> like man we don't care about no plumbing no pipes
listen this is your last week of unemployment
325.44 -> insurance either you kill somebody next week or
we're gonna have to change your status you got it
333.36 -> oh man
336.48 -> somebody got to die yo logical
comprehension oh a [ __ ] artist
344.24 -> sounds about right did you [ __ ] last week
good news i just got you a job now that you're
350.8 -> working you won't be needing this wait a minute oh
damn this is mine i'm sorry i'm on my wine break
357.2 -> ah damn now the main room the main room the
main room 10 10 10 10 10 10 20 running thirty
365.84 -> thirty thirty thirty third and forty fourteen
forty forty point dryer fifty fifty flow to the
369.84 -> line oh no because i have gregory hahn only eat
christians christians and i am a jew jewish person
392.48 -> he missed i i jumped and he missed it was
his first day on the job he was very nervous
397.52 -> i'm gonna start oh there you
go pulling this tap dancing man
407.36 -> what part 125th street
413.52 -> i'm going to sign him up
419.12 -> get up you're causing me good
money ah damn flipping the horse
432.16 -> oh
440.56 -> wait a minute i know this horse
he used to be the fastest is him
444.96 -> do you know the punishment for a
slave who strikes a roman citizen
454.72 -> they shove a living snake up your ass ah no but
that's very creative are you oh he liked that idea
477.12 -> you're a vestal virgin you know that babies are
not allowed outside the palace without an escort
481.28 -> the color the slave the slaves
485.12 -> i beg you perhaps you can use him at
the palace he's truly gifted gifted
495.28 -> well we could use another wine steward i got
a great corkscrew this is oh that was gross
512.4 -> this guy's nasty he just looked nasty
519.68 -> there we go
524.32 -> yeah man
530.56 -> mortal remember thou art
545.04 -> not a dude
558.16 -> but the servant waits while
the masturbates yeah wow okay
570.08 -> he's disgusting he about to eat
that oh watch this that was a cookie
578.08 -> say when 8 30.
598.72 -> good evening ladies and gentles i just got
back from venice and boy are my arms tired
604.4 -> gotta make a venetian blind like this
609.84 -> wow how poor are they thank you they are
so poor that they have only one god wow
622.24 -> look at god for everything the only thing we
don't have a god for is premature ejaculation
626.88 -> but i hear that that's coming quickly
oh that was actually pretty good
