history of the entire world, i guess... FIRST TIME SEEING @billwurtz

history of the entire world, i guess... FIRST TIME SEEING @billwurtz


history of the entire world, i guess... FIRST TIME SEEING @billwurtz

history of the entire world, i guess… 2023 New Reaction | bill wurtz
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0.24 -> yo what's up guys today we are reacting to Bill  Wurtz this is the history of the entire world  
6.48 -> I guess okay the title is funny already um the  thumbnail is also quite funny so I don't know if  
15.66 -> we should take this 100 seriously but we're  gonna react to it first time watching this  
21.96 -> um this was a suggestion in fact by chat  GPT who would have thought that you know  
30 -> um you can look for great content using AI  but I don't need to use um AI you guys can  
37.98 -> comment and let me know what I should react  to next I just wanted to test and see what  
43.2 -> AI can and would recommend me to react to it  was just a internal test that I was trying  
50.16 -> to do and see if this actually works so this  is what you know the the AI told me to watch  
58.38 -> yeah I don't know what I'm in for but let's go  don't forget to like And subscribe let's do this  
65.1 -> hi you're on a rock floating in space pretty  cool huh some of it's water [ __ ] it actually  
69.12 -> most of it's water bro is this in high  speed no it's in normal speed what's  
74.76 -> dude is speaking so fast sorry for the swearing hi  you're on a rock floating in space pretty cool huh  
81.66 -> some of it's water [ __ ] it actually most of  it's water I can't even get from here to there  
85.14 -> without buying a boat it's sad I'm sad I miss  you a long time ago actually never and also now  
93.06 -> nothing is nowhere when never makes sense bro  is this flowing up in your ear it's blowing up  
98.52 -> in mine right like I said it didn't happen nothing  was never anywhere that's why it's been everywhere  
103.14 -> it's been so everywhere you don't need a wear you  don't even need a when that's how every it gets
114.78 -> and that's the end of the video  
117.84 -> forget this I want to be something go somewhere  do something I want things to change I want to  
122.58 -> invent time and space and I know it's possible  because everything is here and it probably  
126.12 -> already happened I just don't know when to start  and that's exactly where it started oh I paused  
132.06 -> it I think there's a universe now what's it made  of corks and stuff Ah that's a thing in a place  
136.98 -> don't like it try a new place at a different time  try to stick together because the world is going  
141.78 -> to get bigger and emptier but it's not empty yet  it's still very full and about a jillion degrees  
146.4 -> great news the quarks are now happily married  in groups of three called a proton or a neutron  
151.2 -> and there's something else flying around too that  wants to join in but can't because it's still too
156.36 -> neutrons are now heavily married to each other  some of them even doubled up great news the  
161.82 -> electrons have now joined in congratulations  the world is now a bunch of gas in space  
166.26 -> but it's getting closer together and it's getting  closer together and it's getting closer together
173.76 -> new [ __ ] just got made some Stars  burn out and die bigger Stars burn  
177.48 -> out and die with passion and make some  brand new way crazy or [ __ ] which  
182.04 -> allows newer more interesting stars  to be made and then die and exploded
187.44 -> bro I wonder if this if this classroom to  teach you know um students how to work like  
195.54 -> how the the evolution Theory started and stuff  like that I wonder if you know people with um
204.36 -> um attention deficit like would watch this so  now stars have cool stuff around them like rocks  
211.08 -> ice and funny clouds which can make some very  interesting things like this ball of flaming  
215.4 -> rocks for example holy [ __ ] we just got hit  with another ball of flaming rocks and it kind  
219.72 -> of made a mess which is now weather update it's  raining rocks from outer space weather update  
225.06 -> those rocks might have had water inside them  and now there's hot steam in the sky weather  
228.48 -> update cooler temperatures today and the floor  is no longer lava weather update weather severe  
233.76 -> flooding alert the entire world is now an ocean  volcano alert in the ocean what something's alive  
241.74 -> in the ocean oh cool like a plant or an animal  no a microscopic Speck it lives at the bottom  
246.6 -> of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is  being served hot and fresh made from gnarly  
250.2 -> space ingredients left over from when it was  raining rocks or whatever oh yeah and it can  
253.98 -> do that it has secret instructions written  inside itself telling it how to build another  
257.82 -> one of itself so that's pretty nifty I would  say tired of living at the bottom of the ocean
264.78 -> solutionary technique you can convert sunlight  into Foods side effect now there's oxygen  
269.88 -> everywhere and the sky is blue then the  Earth might have been a snowball that's  
272.82 -> that's so funny for a while maybe even  a couple of times it's a sponge it's a  
278.1 -> plant it's a worm and some other types of  weird strange water bugs and strange fish
285 -> wow that's animals and stuff but we're still in  the ocean hey can we go on land no why the sun is  
290.46 -> a deadly laser okay now the animals can go online  nope can't walk yet and there's no food yet so I  
299.34 -> don't care okay will you learn to walk if there's  plants up here maybe said some bugs and fish
309.12 -> okay so I could go on land but I have to go  back in the water to have babies learn to use  
313.86 -> an egg I was already doing that use a stronger  egg put water in it have a baby on land in an  
318.42 -> egg water is in the egg baby in the egg in the  water in the egg works for me so that basically  
326.82 -> um settles it what came first the egg or the  
330.48 -> fish I guess and now everything's huge  including bugs wanna see a map of the land sure  
336.66 -> oh [ __ ] now everything's dead just kidding  you're the survivors keep your eye on this  
340.44 -> one because it's about to become the dinosaurs  here's another map of the land yeah it broke apart  
343.92 -> don't worry about it does that all the time here  comes a meteor it does that all the time [Music]  
349.56 -> it's mammal time here come the mammals look at  those breasts now they're gonna dominate the world  
353.4 -> and one of them just learned how to grab stuff  and walk no like walk like that and grab stuff  
358.38 -> at the same time and bang rocks together to make  pointed rocks ouch and set things on fire ouch and  
363.84 -> make crazy sounds with their voice which can mean  different things and now they're everywhere Ice  
371.52 -> Age what you can walk over here cool not anymore  well I guess we're stuck here now let's review  
376.98 -> there's people on the planet and they're chasing  their food [ __ ] it time to plant some grass look  
381.42 -> at this I control the food now now everyone will  want to be my friend and live near me Let's all  
385.26 -> build houses except mine is bigger because I own  the food this is great I wonder if anyone else  
388.98 -> is doing this tired of using rocks for everything  use metal it's underground better farming was just  
393.78 -> invented in a sweet dank Valley right in between  these two rivers and the animals are helping guess  
398.1 -> what happens next more food and more people who  came to buy the food now you need people to help  
402.42 -> make the food and keep track of the sales and  now you need houses for people to live in and  
405.48 -> people to make the houses and now there's more  people and they invent things which makes things  
408.24 -> better and more people come and there's more and  more people to make more things for more people  
411.54 -> and now there's business money writing laws power  assist [Music] coming soon yo those those those  
419.52 -> those Jingles throw me off every time that's bro I  think that's what makes it so funny man you're not  
426.96 -> expecting it I mean what is saying the history is  is he's selling the the history in the satirical  
434.04 -> um tone but then suddenly he comes with dance  and singing you know and then it's funny man I  
440.4 -> don't know to a dank River Valley near you  meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere the  
444.18 -> horse is probably being tamed why is all  my metal so lame and lumpy tired of using  
448.02 -> lame sad metal introducing made with special  ingredient tin from the far lands of tin land  
452.76 -> I don't know my dealership tell me where he gets  it also guess what meanwhile out in the middle of  
458.1 -> nowhere they figured out how to put wheels on  a horse now we're getting somewhere also it is
467.4 -> the Middle East is getting more complicated  maybe because it's in the middle of the East  
471.54 -> knock knock or clap clap it's the people with  the horses and they made an Empire and then  
476.16 -> everyone else copied their horses oh look it  must be the Greeks for a beta version of the  
480.42 -> Greeks let's check in with the Indus River Valley  Civilization they're gone guess who's not gone
487.44 -> babies those horse people I was talking about or  their cousins or something and they wrote some  
493.68 -> hymns and mantras and stuff you could make  a religion out of this there's the Bronze  
498.54 -> Age collapse now the Phoenicians can get down to  business also can we switch to a metal that's a  
503.1 -> little easier to find thanks look who came back  to Israel it's the 12 tribes of Israel and they  
507.18 -> believe in God there's one though he's got like a  10-step program here's some huge heads must be the  
512.1 -> only step the Phoenicians make some colonies the  Greeks copy their idea and make some colonies the  
515.88 -> Phoenicians made a colony so big it mixed colonies  here comes the Assyrian Empire never mind it's the  
519.78 -> Babylonian media it's the Persian Empire wow  that's big oh the Buddha was just enlightened  
525.96 -> who's the Buddha this guy who sat under a tree  for so long and he figured out how to ignore the  
529.38 -> fact that we're all dying you can make a religion  out of this oops China just broke but while it was  
533.4 -> breaking Confucius was figuring out how to have  good morals ah the Greeks just had the idea of  
537.54 -> thinking about stuff and right over here Alexander  just had the idea of Conquering the entire Persian  
541.74 -> Empire it's a great idea he was great and now  he's dead hopefully the rest of the gang will  
546.36 -> be able to share the Empire evenly between them  knock knock at chamber Gupta he says get the hell  
550.38 -> out of here will you get the hell out of here  if I give you 500 elephants okay thanks bye  
557.58 -> [Music]
560.88 -> I don't know what about this part that's the Tamil  Kings No One conquers the Tamil Kings probably  
567.12 -> and they've got spices who would like to buy  the spices me said the Arabians swiftly buying  
571.74 -> it and selling it to the rest of the world  um there's a movie called PS1 and PS2 bunnies
582.3 -> oh I forgot the second name onion silver  and I think and it talks about the
591 -> the the Tamil Kings hey China put itself  back together again with good morals  
595.86 -> as their main philosophy actually  they have three main philosophies  
600.3 -> out here the horse Nomads run wild and free  and they would like to ransack your city
607.5 -> let's check the greekification levels of the  greekified kingdoms greekification overload  
611.22 -> bye said the parthians bye said the Jews hi said  the parthians taking over the entire Place hey  
616.2 -> said the Romans eating the entire Mediterranean  for breakfast thanks for invading our homeland  
620.46 -> said the Jews who were starting to get tired of  people invading their Homeland hi everything's  
624.06 -> great said some guy who seems to be getting  very popular and has been arrested and killed  
627.24 -> for being too popular which only makes it more  popular you can make a religion out of this want  
630.48 -> silk now you can buy it from China they just made  up to the world the Silk Road wow there's a very  
639.78 -> famous singer from Kazakhstan which his name  is dimash was it dimash who sang The Silk Road  
648.78 -> there is a song about the Silk Road if it wasn't  dimash it was zoshin guys I'm forgetting the who  
658.26 -> who sang The Silk Road song I think think of  magic guys anyways history is fun or you can  
666.36 -> get their own water sick new trade routes said  India accidentally spreading their religion to  
670.5 -> the entire Southeast that's a good place for  an epic trading Kingdom there goes Buddhism  
674.1 -> traveling up the Silk Road I wonder if it'll  reached China before it collapses again remember  
677.4 -> the Persian Empire yep said the Persian is making  a new one axum is getting so powerful they would  
681.66 -> like to build a long stick has anyone populated  Madagascar yet let's do it together [Music]  
689.1 -> still can't cross the Sahara Desert try  camels hell yeah now we got business said  
696.36 -> the Ghana Empire selling lots of gold  hi I live here and I was wondering is
703.44 -> no actually okay sure said Constantine moving the  capital way over here to be closer to his main  
708.48 -> rival don't worry about Rome it won't fall [Music]  there's the Gupta Empire not Chandra Gupta just  
717 -> Gupta first name Chandra the first guess who's in  Rome barbarians what's a barbarian non-romans said  
723.24 -> the Romans being invaded by non-romans R.I.P Roman  Empire or actually just half of it the other half  
727.44 -> is just fine but it's not in Rome anymore so let's  give it a new name the Mayans have the Stars oh  
734.04 -> and here's a huge City population everyone the  go turrets have taken over the entire Eurasian  
738.48 -> step great job Coke Turks how's India broken how's  China back together how's those trading kingdoms  
743.94 -> Korea has three kingdoms Japan has a kingdom it's  the sunrise Kingdom deep in the Arabian days the  
752.04 -> real God Whispers In Muhammad's ear so he goes  down to the cube where everyone worships gods and  
755.94 -> he tells them their gods are all fake and everyone  got so mad at him when he had to leave town and go  
759.66 -> to a different town you can make a religion out of  this and maybe conquer the world as well the Roman  
763.62 -> Empire is long gone but somehow the pope is still  the pope plus there's new kingdoms all over Europe  
768.18 -> I wonder if there's room for Moors here's all  the wisdom Wars It's the Baghdad House of Wisdom  
773.1 -> just in time for these let's bring stuff to the  coast and sell it and become the Swahili on the  
778.68 -> Swahili Coast said the Swahili on the Swahili  Coast remember this tiny space you have to go  
782.34 -> through to get from here to there someone owns  that now want to get enlightened in the middle  
785.46 -> of nowhere the Franks have the biggest kingdom in  Europe and the pope is so proud that he invites  
788.94 -> the king over for Christmas surprise you're  the new Roman Emperor said the pope pretending  
792.18 -> to still be part of the Roman Empire then the the  Franks broke their Kingdom into what will later be  
795.6 -> called France and not France but the Northerners  are exploring they go north from the north to the  
801.48 -> northern North and they find some land two types  of land and they name them accordingly they also  
806.04 -> invade some other places and get called many names  such as Vikings there's the ruse the Kevin Roos  
810.6 -> are they Vikings I don't think so said the Kevin  Roos okay fair enough the pope is ready to make  
814.68 -> some more Emperors of the Roman Empire the Holy  Roman Empire it's actually Germany but don't worry  
818.88 -> about it new kingdoms don't worry about it which  brand would you like mine's better mine's better  
822.9 -> mine's better time to conquer England said William  it's a bird it's a plane it's nostalgic Turks so  
828 -> the Byzantine Empire is getting so small it almost  doesn't exist anymore we need help they need help  
831.66 -> so they call the pope hey Pope can you help us  get rid of the Celtics maybe take back the holy  
834.96 -> land on the way come on I know you want to take  back the Holy Land yes I do actually want to do  
838.26 -> that let's do a crusade they did many crusades  some of which almost didn't fail but at least  
842.46 -> the Italians got some sweet trade deals goodbye  Mayans goodbye toltecs hello Mississippi look at  
849 -> those Mounds there's the Pueblo I always wondered  how to build a town and a cliff guess who's here  
853.08 -> come here where here and Pagan is there Vietnam  unconquered itself Korea just became itself and  
857.88 -> Japan is so addicted to art that the military  might have to take over the government China  
861 -> just invented bombs and typing and the Mongols  just invaded most of the universe nice going  
865.44 -> Genghis I bet that will last a long time some  of the Islamic Turks were unaffected by the  
870 -> Mongol invasions because they were busy invading  India is a tonga time I think it's Tonga time  
875.7 -> I just found out where the smelly gets all  their gold look at this Chad means like there's  
879.84 -> an Empire there right in the middle the king  of Mali is so rich he's going on tour to let  
885.18 -> everyone know wow that guy's Rich everyone said  the Christians are doing a great job reconquering  
889.26 -> Iberia which will soon be called Spain and not  Spain please remain Christian we will check in  
892.92 -> later to see if you're still Christian when  you least expect whoops half of Europe just  
896.4 -> died China's back yay hey come here time to share  new kingdoms here and there oh look who controls  
902.1 -> all the eyes you know it's funny how he breaks  um some bad news like like just like that you  
909.12 -> know you can see it's a sats are and I'm really  focused like um I I I I I don't want to pause in  
915.78 -> common too much because this is a very fast-paced  video but you know there are some things like the  
921.3 -> the Spanish Inquisition he he just dropped the  bomb and you know it was it was a funny thing  
926.16 -> which isn't a funny thing you know what I'm  saying so I can't wait to see when he gets to  
932.88 -> um closer modern events uh let's see how he drops  those uh Islands it's the mahajapat majahap it
941.58 -> oh Italy is really rich time for them to care  a lot about art and the ancient Classics it's  
950.46 -> kind of like a rebirth here's a printer let's make  books so you think you can conquer the Byzantine  
954.96 -> Empire yep said the ottoman Turks nice job ottoman  Turks oops you missed a spot don't forget to ban  
959.34 -> Europe from the Indian spice trade what that's  [ __ ] said Portugal spiceless well I guess
963.78 -> Oh India wait is it Christopher Columbus  probably smoking crack if the world is round  
971.76 -> let's go this way to India no don't worry  we already got this Brazil so Chris goes  
975.6 -> to Spain hey Spain want to hire me to find  India by going around back of the world no  
978.66 -> please no please no please okay so he sails  into the ocean and discovers more ocean and  
984.36 -> then discovers the Indies and Japan let's  draw a line to decide who gets which half  
988.44 -> of the world the Aztec and Inca Empires are  off to a great start I wonder if they know  
992.04 -> that Europe just discovered their continent  the habsburgs are marrying into so many royal  
995.58 -> families they might have to start marrying  each other move over Lithuania Here Comes  
998.82 -> Moscow Ivan wants to make Russia Great again  move over team rids maybe go invade India or  
1003.26 -> something Persia just made Persia Persian again  let's make it the other kind of Islam the one  
1006.98 -> where we thought the first guy should have been  the other guy hey Christians do you sin now you  
1010.88 -> can buy your way out of hell that's [ __ ] this  whole thing is [ __ ] that's a scam [ __ ] the  
1014.84 -> church here's 95 reasons why said Martin Luther  in his new book which might have accidentally  
1018.56 -> started the Protestant Reformation you know  it would be magnificent so Martin Luther um
1027.02 -> Martin Luther and this man here he he kind of  like um he was kind of like a what you call
1037.88 -> a snitch a snitch for like the the Catholic  Church have you guys ever read his books  
1046.52 -> um or seen there are so many series out there  and movies and um apparently he was poisoned for  
1054.02 -> you know telling the secrets of the the Catholic  Church um and it's interesting because I I had a  
1064.46 -> few comic books from Martin Martin Luther that  I had to translate from English to Portuguese  
1071.84 -> and it was it was it's a very interesting  story if you want to check it out so
1079.22 -> the way he just mentioned okay let me go  back a little bit in his new book which  
1084.38 -> might have accidentally started  94 five reasons why bro come on  
1091.28 -> reticent Reformation you know what would be  magnificent said Suleiman wearing an onion hat  
1095.06 -> what if the Ottoman Empire was really big which it  is now what if Russia was big and said Ivan trying  
1099.56 -> not to be terrible Portugal had a dream that they  controlled the entire Indian Ocean including the  
1103.58 -> spice trade and then that dream was real and Spain  realized that this is not India so this was when  
1109.28 -> the Portugal went to Goa is that correct and Spain  realized that this is not India but they pillaged  
1114.56 -> It Anyway damn said England and France we gotta  start pillaging some stuff then the Dutch Revolt  
1118.7 -> and all the hipsters moved to Amsterdam damn  said Amsterdam we got to start pillaging some  
1122.9 -> stuff question one can you get to India through  North America no so they went to Indonesia right  
1128.06 -> well but at least there's Beaver question two  steal the spice trains that's not a question  
1131.72 -> but the Dutch did it anyway guess where all the  sugars made in Brazil stolen and the Caribbean and  
1137.18 -> it's so goddamn profitable you might forget to not  do slavery the next thing on Russia's to-do list  
1141.2 -> is to get bigger Britain and France are having  a friendly discussion about who should control  
1144.38 -> the entire world more specifically Ohio then it  escalates into a seven-year discussion giving  
1148.88 -> Prussia a chance to show Austria whose boss but  what about Britain and France did they figure out  
1152.42 -> whose boss yes they did it's Britain guess who's  broke also Britain so they start taxing the hell  
1156.32 -> out of America [ __ ] you says America declaring  their independence and fighting for it and France  
1160.16 -> helps them win Now France is broke and Britain  will have to send their prisoners to a different  
1163.94 -> continent wait if Francis broke why did the king  and queen still wear such fancy dresses let's  
1167.96 -> overthrow the palace and cut all their heads  off said Robespierre cutting everybody's head  
1171.08 -> off until someone eventually got mad and cut his  head off no don't Haiti is starting to like the  
1175.76 -> idea especially the slaves who free themselves  by killing their masters why didn't we think of  
1179.84 -> this before wait who's in charge of France now  said Napoleon trying to take over Europe luckily  
1184.64 -> they banished him to an island but he came back  luckily they banished him to another Island there  
1189.08 -> goes Latin America becoming independent in the  Latin American wars of Independence Britain just  
1192.92 -> figured out how to turn steam into power so now  they can make many different types of machines  
1197.06 -> and factories with machines they can make a lot  of products real fast then they invent some trains  
1205.34 -> and Conquer India and maybe put some trains there  hey China said Britain buy stuff from us no dude  
1209.48 -> we already got everything says China so Britain  tried to get them addicted to Opium which worked  
1213.14 -> actually but then China made it illegal and dumped  it all into the sea so Britain threw a hissy fit  
1216.98 -> and made them open up five cities and give them an  island Britain and Russia are playing a game where  
1220.46 -> they try to stop each other from conquering  Afghanistan also the Sultan of Oman lives  
1226.46 -> that's where he lives India just had  a revolution and they would like to  
1230.06 -> govern themselves now nope said Britain  governing them even harder than before
1236.42 -> technology is about to go crazy the United States  figured out whether slavery is good or bad it's  
1242.6 -> bad they decided and then they continued  manifesting their Destiny which is to kill  
1245.9 -> the rest of the natives and take their land and  maybe kick out the Mexicans too I know let's rape  
1249.92 -> Africa said Europe scrambling to see who could  rape it the fastest oh my goodness Britain and  
1254.78 -> France are still hungry the United States ran out  of Destiny to manifest so they're looking for more  
1261.86 -> wait Spain controls Cuba well blame something  on them and go to war what should we blame on  
1265.94 -> Spain let's blame the main on Spain so they  blame the main on Spain now we're in business  
1270.14 -> to celebrate the kick Panama out of Panama and  make a canal connecting the two oceans Britain  
1274.82 -> just found oil in the Middle East China is so  tired of being bossed around that they delete  
1279.68 -> their Old Government and make a new stronger  government which is accidentally weaker and  
1282.98 -> controlled by a guy from the previous government  Europe hasn't had a war since the last war so  
1286.7 -> they start World War one look at those guns  it's gonna be a great War so great we won't  
1290.72 -> need a second one after it's over they  blame Germany Russia went on strike so  
1295.4 -> um the first world war was not called the first  world war obviously we call it the first world war  
1300.8 -> because there was a second one but it was called  the Great War at that time the the first World War  
1308.6 -> you know wouldn't it be called like for  example if um if it's the first we don't  
1315.38 -> know there's a second so like the Matrix movie is  not called The Matrix one you know what I'm saying  
1322.28 -> so we just called it the first world war now  because of the second one that's basically  
1328.82 -> obvious it's going to be a great War so great we  won't need a second one after it's over they blame  
1334.58 -> Germany Russia went on strike and the workers  overthrew the government now everyone's paycheck  
1338.12 -> is the same communism in the Soviet Union the  Arabs Revolt in Britain helps now the Ottoman  
1343.22 -> Empire is gone so we can give the Jewish people  a place to live hopefully the Arabs won't mind  
1348.38 -> let's cut the cake said Sykes and Paco carving up  the remains of The Not So ottoman anymore Empire  
1354.62 -> makes a brand new turkey and in the Saudis conquer  Arabia it just seemed like the right thing to do  
1360.32 -> hello yes it's the 1920s calling let's get in  the car and drive to a party and listen to Jazz  
1364.64 -> on the radio and go to the movies The economy's  Great and it'll probably be great forever just  
1367.82 -> kidding Germany's back and he's mad at the Jews  for existing Japan is finally Conquering the East  
1374.24 -> and they're so excited they raped Nan King way too  hard they should probably just deny him Hitler's  
1378.08 -> out of control so the International Community  tackles him and tries to explain why killing all  
1381.68 -> the Jews is a bad idea but he kills himself before  they could explain it to him that's World War II  
1386.06 -> bonus round Pacific Showdown United States versus  China interesting because they didn't mention  
1391.82 -> um or he didn't mention uh Japan  in in World War II the you know the  
1399.86 -> um Hiroshima and Nagasaki  events he didn't mention those  
1405.8 -> Japan fight but he didn't also oh he's  gonna mention it now okay sorry about that  
1412.46 -> Pearl Harbor bonus round Pacific  Showdown United States versus Japan fight
1421.58 -> finishing oh my goodness let's unite all the  nations and have some Royal peace seems legit  
1425.84 -> hi I'm Gandhi and if Britain doesn't get the hell  out of India I'm going to starve myself in public  
1430.22 -> wow that worked bonus now there's Pakistan  actually two pakistans one of them could be  
1434.24 -> Bangladesh later the Jews and the Arabs finally  figured out which one of them should live in the  
1437.6 -> Holy Land me they both said at the same time  let's divide up the land so everyone's happy
1447.08 -> thanks to the other China escaping to an island  I wonder which one is the real china there's the  
1451.28 -> Korean War Korea versus Korea nobody wins then  it's on pause forever let's meet the sponsors oh  
1455.66 -> it's the two Global superpowers they're having a  friendly debate over which economic system is good  
1459.62 -> and which one is an evil virus of Satan and they  both have atom bombs fight wait no that would be  
1464.78 -> the end of the world let's just keep it cool and  spy on each other instead and make sure we have  
1469.04 -> enough atom bombs I'll race you to space now let's  make some more countries fight themselves Europe  
1474.26 -> is tired of pillaging other continents and the  continents they were pillaging are tired of being  
1477.38 -> pillaged so here's a new map with new countries  now you can't tell who they're being pillaged  
1480.68 -> by the United States finally decided whether  racism is good or bad they decided it's bad and  
1484.88 -> the world agrees South Africa might need another  minute to think about it the world population I'm  
1490.04 -> gonna mention this um I lived in South Africa  um like when I went to South Africa operate was  
1498.8 -> ending with the release of Mandela from prison uh  this was around 1992. but there were still very  
1510.98 -> um very much there was still a lot of racism  
1517.88 -> um going on because it was it was kind of like  the adaptation phase right property had been um  
1527.12 -> abolished or not entirely yet but when I arrived  there it was very recent that the president well  
1538.58 -> not the president but Mandela had left the prison  and then he became president and all of that so  
1547.4 -> um it was a very interesting moment you know to  to live through I remember like historic events  
1555.86 -> um the rugby national team winning the World  Cup and stuff like that you know it was it was  
1562.58 -> a historic moment and I don't know how South  Africa is right now in terms of the operating  
1570.68 -> racism but I hope things are much more peaceful  and Pacific now but I think so yeah you know
1585.02 -> I hope so but it's bad and the world agrees  South Africa might need another minute to  
1590.42 -> think about it let's check the world population  whoa okay technology is better too that might  
1595.94 -> keep happening the Soviet Union decides to relax  a little and accidentally falls apart Europe makes  
1600.26 -> a union so now they can all use the same money  except Britain because they don't feel like it  
1603.68 -> let's check the mail surprise it's on the computer  whoops someone just attacked America I bet they'll  
1607.94 -> remember that phone call surprise it's in your  pocket want to learn everything surprise it's on  
1612.02 -> the computer now your phone's a computer which  is in your pocket whoops don't worry the big  
1616.46 -> Banks won't fail because they're not supposed  to surprise flying robots with bombs want to  
1621.86 -> print a brain some people have no friends some  people have no food the globe is warming [Music]  
1629.06 -> let's save the planet said everybody not knowing  how let's invent a thing inventor said the thing  
1633.2 -> inventor inventor after being invented by a  thing inventor that's pretty cool by the way  
1636.86 -> where the hell are we wow this video is quite  old but it still has um about six years ago man  
1648.14 -> things have been crazy like things have evolved  insanely fast especially with this um day and age  
1656.96 -> of AI where you can ask AI to do anything for  you as I said in the beginning of this video I  
1664.82 -> asked chat G PT what it would recommend me  Swatch and this was one of the videos and  
1672.68 -> I have no idea why um so let's test the theory  and see if this video blows up because you know  
1682.16 -> if AI is recommending it so it might know that  there I think it might know that this video  
1691.94 -> has a separate fan base but I'm not sure it's  the first time I watched it it's very fun I'm  
1697.34 -> gonna watch other videos from this channel if you  guys want to recommend some let me know in the  
1701.96 -> comments down below and hey I hope you enjoyed  my reaction um I tried to comment as much as I  
1708.44 -> could but it was so entertaining so fast-paced  that I couldn't you know pause and talk too much  
1714.68 -> I also try to express a few things about my  history um you know um so I hope the reaction  
1722.96 -> was okay because I I don't know how to react to  these type of videos that are too fast because  
1727.82 -> when I pause some people get angry and say hey  let the video play but when I don't pause people  
1732.62 -> are like okay so you're not reacting to it you're  just watching it you know it's funny it's crazy  
1737.84 -> um but hey I hope you guys still enjoyed it  nonetheless and um hey don't forget to like  
1744.74 -> And subscribe don't forget to recommend  more stuff in the comments down below and  
1751.16 -> I don't know where the world is gonna go 10  years from now but let's hope for the best  
1756.02 -> you know and let's hope that there are no more  Wars peace guys take care see you soon bye-bye

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