history of the entire world, i guess... FIRST TIME SEEING @billwurtz
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0.24 -> yo what's up guys today we are reacting to Bill
Wurtz this is the history of the entire world
6.48 -> I guess okay the title is funny already um the
thumbnail is also quite funny so I don't know if
15.66 -> we should take this 100 seriously but we're
gonna react to it first time watching this
21.96 -> um this was a suggestion in fact by chat
GPT who would have thought that you know
30 -> um you can look for great content using AI
but I don't need to use um AI you guys can
37.98 -> comment and let me know what I should react
to next I just wanted to test and see what
43.2 -> AI can and would recommend me to react to it
was just a internal test that I was trying
50.16 -> to do and see if this actually works so this
is what you know the the AI told me to watch
58.38 -> yeah I don't know what I'm in for but let's go
don't forget to like And subscribe let's do this
65.1 -> hi you're on a rock floating in space pretty
cool huh some of it's water [ __ ] it actually
69.12 -> most of it's water bro is this in high
speed no it's in normal speed what's
74.76 -> dude is speaking so fast sorry for the swearing hi
you're on a rock floating in space pretty cool huh
81.66 -> some of it's water [ __ ] it actually most of
it's water I can't even get from here to there
85.14 -> without buying a boat it's sad I'm sad I miss
you a long time ago actually never and also now
93.06 -> nothing is nowhere when never makes sense bro
is this flowing up in your ear it's blowing up
98.52 -> in mine right like I said it didn't happen nothing
was never anywhere that's why it's been everywhere
103.14 -> it's been so everywhere you don't need a wear you
don't even need a when that's how every it gets
114.78 -> and that's the end of the video
117.84 -> forget this I want to be something go somewhere
do something I want things to change I want to
122.58 -> invent time and space and I know it's possible
because everything is here and it probably
126.12 -> already happened I just don't know when to start
and that's exactly where it started oh I paused
132.06 -> it I think there's a universe now what's it made
of corks and stuff Ah that's a thing in a place
136.98 -> don't like it try a new place at a different time
try to stick together because the world is going
141.78 -> to get bigger and emptier but it's not empty yet
it's still very full and about a jillion degrees
146.4 -> great news the quarks are now happily married
in groups of three called a proton or a neutron
151.2 -> and there's something else flying around too that
wants to join in but can't because it's still too
156.36 -> neutrons are now heavily married to each other
some of them even doubled up great news the
161.82 -> electrons have now joined in congratulations
the world is now a bunch of gas in space
166.26 -> but it's getting closer together and it's getting
closer together and it's getting closer together
173.76 -> new [ __ ] just got made some Stars
burn out and die bigger Stars burn
177.48 -> out and die with passion and make some
brand new way crazy or [ __ ] which
182.04 -> allows newer more interesting stars
to be made and then die and exploded
187.44 -> bro I wonder if this if this classroom to
teach you know um students how to work like
195.54 -> how the the evolution Theory started and stuff
like that I wonder if you know people with um
204.36 -> um attention deficit like would watch this so
now stars have cool stuff around them like rocks
211.08 -> ice and funny clouds which can make some very
interesting things like this ball of flaming
215.4 -> rocks for example holy [ __ ] we just got hit
with another ball of flaming rocks and it kind
219.72 -> of made a mess which is now weather update it's
raining rocks from outer space weather update
225.06 -> those rocks might have had water inside them
and now there's hot steam in the sky weather
228.48 -> update cooler temperatures today and the floor
is no longer lava weather update weather severe
233.76 -> flooding alert the entire world is now an ocean
volcano alert in the ocean what something's alive
241.74 -> in the ocean oh cool like a plant or an animal
no a microscopic Speck it lives at the bottom
246.6 -> of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is
being served hot and fresh made from gnarly
250.2 -> space ingredients left over from when it was
raining rocks or whatever oh yeah and it can
253.98 -> do that it has secret instructions written
inside itself telling it how to build another
257.82 -> one of itself so that's pretty nifty I would
say tired of living at the bottom of the ocean
264.78 -> solutionary technique you can convert sunlight
into Foods side effect now there's oxygen
269.88 -> everywhere and the sky is blue then the
Earth might have been a snowball that's
272.82 -> that's so funny for a while maybe even
a couple of times it's a sponge it's a
278.1 -> plant it's a worm and some other types of
weird strange water bugs and strange fish
285 -> wow that's animals and stuff but we're still in
the ocean hey can we go on land no why the sun is
290.46 -> a deadly laser okay now the animals can go online
nope can't walk yet and there's no food yet so I
299.34 -> don't care okay will you learn to walk if there's
plants up here maybe said some bugs and fish
309.12 -> okay so I could go on land but I have to go
back in the water to have babies learn to use
313.86 -> an egg I was already doing that use a stronger
egg put water in it have a baby on land in an
318.42 -> egg water is in the egg baby in the egg in the
water in the egg works for me so that basically
326.82 -> um settles it what came first the egg or the
330.48 -> fish I guess and now everything's huge
including bugs wanna see a map of the land sure
336.66 -> oh [ __ ] now everything's dead just kidding
you're the survivors keep your eye on this
340.44 -> one because it's about to become the dinosaurs
here's another map of the land yeah it broke apart
343.92 -> don't worry about it does that all the time here
comes a meteor it does that all the time [Music]
349.56 -> it's mammal time here come the mammals look at
those breasts now they're gonna dominate the world
353.4 -> and one of them just learned how to grab stuff
and walk no like walk like that and grab stuff
358.38 -> at the same time and bang rocks together to make
pointed rocks ouch and set things on fire ouch and
363.84 -> make crazy sounds with their voice which can mean
different things and now they're everywhere Ice
371.52 -> Age what you can walk over here cool not anymore
well I guess we're stuck here now let's review
376.98 -> there's people on the planet and they're chasing
their food [ __ ] it time to plant some grass look
381.42 -> at this I control the food now now everyone will
want to be my friend and live near me Let's all
385.26 -> build houses except mine is bigger because I own
the food this is great I wonder if anyone else
388.98 -> is doing this tired of using rocks for everything
use metal it's underground better farming was just
393.78 -> invented in a sweet dank Valley right in between
these two rivers and the animals are helping guess
398.1 -> what happens next more food and more people who
came to buy the food now you need people to help
402.42 -> make the food and keep track of the sales and
now you need houses for people to live in and
405.48 -> people to make the houses and now there's more
people and they invent things which makes things
408.24 -> better and more people come and there's more and
more people to make more things for more people
411.54 -> and now there's business money writing laws power
assist [Music] coming soon yo those those those
419.52 -> those Jingles throw me off every time that's bro I
think that's what makes it so funny man you're not
426.96 -> expecting it I mean what is saying the history is
is he's selling the the history in the satirical
434.04 -> um tone but then suddenly he comes with dance
and singing you know and then it's funny man I
440.4 -> don't know to a dank River Valley near you
meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere the
444.18 -> horse is probably being tamed why is all
my metal so lame and lumpy tired of using
448.02 -> lame sad metal introducing made with special
ingredient tin from the far lands of tin land
452.76 -> I don't know my dealership tell me where he gets
it also guess what meanwhile out in the middle of
458.1 -> nowhere they figured out how to put wheels on
a horse now we're getting somewhere also it is
467.4 -> the Middle East is getting more complicated
maybe because it's in the middle of the East
471.54 -> knock knock or clap clap it's the people with
the horses and they made an Empire and then
476.16 -> everyone else copied their horses oh look it
must be the Greeks for a beta version of the
480.42 -> Greeks let's check in with the Indus River Valley
Civilization they're gone guess who's not gone
487.44 -> babies those horse people I was talking about or
their cousins or something and they wrote some
493.68 -> hymns and mantras and stuff you could make
a religion out of this there's the Bronze
498.54 -> Age collapse now the Phoenicians can get down to
business also can we switch to a metal that's a
503.1 -> little easier to find thanks look who came back
to Israel it's the 12 tribes of Israel and they
507.18 -> believe in God there's one though he's got like a
10-step program here's some huge heads must be the
512.1 -> only step the Phoenicians make some colonies the
Greeks copy their idea and make some colonies the
515.88 -> Phoenicians made a colony so big it mixed colonies
here comes the Assyrian Empire never mind it's the
519.78 -> Babylonian media it's the Persian Empire wow
that's big oh the Buddha was just enlightened
525.96 -> who's the Buddha this guy who sat under a tree
for so long and he figured out how to ignore the
529.38 -> fact that we're all dying you can make a religion
out of this oops China just broke but while it was
533.4 -> breaking Confucius was figuring out how to have
good morals ah the Greeks just had the idea of
537.54 -> thinking about stuff and right over here Alexander
just had the idea of Conquering the entire Persian
541.74 -> Empire it's a great idea he was great and now
he's dead hopefully the rest of the gang will
546.36 -> be able to share the Empire evenly between them
knock knock at chamber Gupta he says get the hell
550.38 -> out of here will you get the hell out of here
if I give you 500 elephants okay thanks bye
557.58 -> [Music]
560.88 -> I don't know what about this part that's the Tamil
Kings No One conquers the Tamil Kings probably
567.12 -> and they've got spices who would like to buy
the spices me said the Arabians swiftly buying
571.74 -> it and selling it to the rest of the world
um there's a movie called PS1 and PS2 bunnies
582.3 -> oh I forgot the second name onion silver
and I think and it talks about the
591 -> the the Tamil Kings hey China put itself
back together again with good morals
595.86 -> as their main philosophy actually
they have three main philosophies
600.3 -> out here the horse Nomads run wild and free
and they would like to ransack your city
607.5 -> let's check the greekification levels of the
greekified kingdoms greekification overload
611.22 -> bye said the parthians bye said the Jews hi said
the parthians taking over the entire Place hey
616.2 -> said the Romans eating the entire Mediterranean
for breakfast thanks for invading our homeland
620.46 -> said the Jews who were starting to get tired of
people invading their Homeland hi everything's
624.06 -> great said some guy who seems to be getting
very popular and has been arrested and killed
627.24 -> for being too popular which only makes it more
popular you can make a religion out of this want
630.48 -> silk now you can buy it from China they just made
up to the world the Silk Road wow there's a very
639.78 -> famous singer from Kazakhstan which his name
is dimash was it dimash who sang The Silk Road
648.78 -> there is a song about the Silk Road if it wasn't
dimash it was zoshin guys I'm forgetting the who
658.26 -> who sang The Silk Road song I think think of
magic guys anyways history is fun or you can
666.36 -> get their own water sick new trade routes said
India accidentally spreading their religion to
670.5 -> the entire Southeast that's a good place for
an epic trading Kingdom there goes Buddhism
674.1 -> traveling up the Silk Road I wonder if it'll
reached China before it collapses again remember
677.4 -> the Persian Empire yep said the Persian is making
a new one axum is getting so powerful they would
681.66 -> like to build a long stick has anyone populated
Madagascar yet let's do it together [Music]
689.1 -> still can't cross the Sahara Desert try
camels hell yeah now we got business said
696.36 -> the Ghana Empire selling lots of gold
hi I live here and I was wondering is
703.44 -> no actually okay sure said Constantine moving the
capital way over here to be closer to his main
708.48 -> rival don't worry about Rome it won't fall [Music]
there's the Gupta Empire not Chandra Gupta just
717 -> Gupta first name Chandra the first guess who's in
Rome barbarians what's a barbarian non-romans said
723.24 -> the Romans being invaded by non-romans R.I.P Roman
Empire or actually just half of it the other half
727.44 -> is just fine but it's not in Rome anymore so let's
give it a new name the Mayans have the Stars oh
734.04 -> and here's a huge City population everyone the
go turrets have taken over the entire Eurasian
738.48 -> step great job Coke Turks how's India broken how's
China back together how's those trading kingdoms
743.94 -> Korea has three kingdoms Japan has a kingdom it's
the sunrise Kingdom deep in the Arabian days the
752.04 -> real God Whispers In Muhammad's ear so he goes
down to the cube where everyone worships gods and
755.94 -> he tells them their gods are all fake and everyone
got so mad at him when he had to leave town and go
759.66 -> to a different town you can make a religion out of
this and maybe conquer the world as well the Roman
763.62 -> Empire is long gone but somehow the pope is still
the pope plus there's new kingdoms all over Europe
768.18 -> I wonder if there's room for Moors here's all
the wisdom Wars It's the Baghdad House of Wisdom
773.1 -> just in time for these let's bring stuff to the
coast and sell it and become the Swahili on the
778.68 -> Swahili Coast said the Swahili on the Swahili
Coast remember this tiny space you have to go
782.34 -> through to get from here to there someone owns
that now want to get enlightened in the middle
785.46 -> of nowhere the Franks have the biggest kingdom in
Europe and the pope is so proud that he invites
788.94 -> the king over for Christmas surprise you're
the new Roman Emperor said the pope pretending
792.18 -> to still be part of the Roman Empire then the the
Franks broke their Kingdom into what will later be
795.6 -> called France and not France but the Northerners
are exploring they go north from the north to the
801.48 -> northern North and they find some land two types
of land and they name them accordingly they also
806.04 -> invade some other places and get called many names
such as Vikings there's the ruse the Kevin Roos
810.6 -> are they Vikings I don't think so said the Kevin
Roos okay fair enough the pope is ready to make
814.68 -> some more Emperors of the Roman Empire the Holy
Roman Empire it's actually Germany but don't worry
818.88 -> about it new kingdoms don't worry about it which
brand would you like mine's better mine's better
822.9 -> mine's better time to conquer England said William
it's a bird it's a plane it's nostalgic Turks so
828 -> the Byzantine Empire is getting so small it almost
doesn't exist anymore we need help they need help
831.66 -> so they call the pope hey Pope can you help us
get rid of the Celtics maybe take back the holy
834.96 -> land on the way come on I know you want to take
back the Holy Land yes I do actually want to do
838.26 -> that let's do a crusade they did many crusades
some of which almost didn't fail but at least
842.46 -> the Italians got some sweet trade deals goodbye
Mayans goodbye toltecs hello Mississippi look at
849 -> those Mounds there's the Pueblo I always wondered
how to build a town and a cliff guess who's here
853.08 -> come here where here and Pagan is there Vietnam
unconquered itself Korea just became itself and
857.88 -> Japan is so addicted to art that the military
might have to take over the government China
861 -> just invented bombs and typing and the Mongols
just invaded most of the universe nice going
865.44 -> Genghis I bet that will last a long time some
of the Islamic Turks were unaffected by the
870 -> Mongol invasions because they were busy invading
India is a tonga time I think it's Tonga time
875.7 -> I just found out where the smelly gets all
their gold look at this Chad means like there's
879.84 -> an Empire there right in the middle the king
of Mali is so rich he's going on tour to let
885.18 -> everyone know wow that guy's Rich everyone said
the Christians are doing a great job reconquering
889.26 -> Iberia which will soon be called Spain and not
Spain please remain Christian we will check in
892.92 -> later to see if you're still Christian when
you least expect whoops half of Europe just
896.4 -> died China's back yay hey come here time to share
new kingdoms here and there oh look who controls
902.1 -> all the eyes you know it's funny how he breaks
um some bad news like like just like that you
909.12 -> know you can see it's a sats are and I'm really
focused like um I I I I I don't want to pause in
915.78 -> common too much because this is a very fast-paced
video but you know there are some things like the
921.3 -> the Spanish Inquisition he he just dropped the
bomb and you know it was it was a funny thing
926.16 -> which isn't a funny thing you know what I'm
saying so I can't wait to see when he gets to
932.88 -> um closer modern events uh let's see how he drops
those uh Islands it's the mahajapat majahap it
941.58 -> oh Italy is really rich time for them to care
a lot about art and the ancient Classics it's
950.46 -> kind of like a rebirth here's a printer let's make
books so you think you can conquer the Byzantine
954.96 -> Empire yep said the ottoman Turks nice job ottoman
Turks oops you missed a spot don't forget to ban
959.34 -> Europe from the Indian spice trade what that's
[ __ ] said Portugal spiceless well I guess
963.78 -> Oh India wait is it Christopher Columbus
probably smoking crack if the world is round
971.76 -> let's go this way to India no don't worry
we already got this Brazil so Chris goes
975.6 -> to Spain hey Spain want to hire me to find
India by going around back of the world no
978.66 -> please no please no please okay so he sails
into the ocean and discovers more ocean and
984.36 -> then discovers the Indies and Japan let's
draw a line to decide who gets which half
988.44 -> of the world the Aztec and Inca Empires are
off to a great start I wonder if they know
992.04 -> that Europe just discovered their continent
the habsburgs are marrying into so many royal
995.58 -> families they might have to start marrying
each other move over Lithuania Here Comes
998.82 -> Moscow Ivan wants to make Russia Great again
move over team rids maybe go invade India or
1003.26 -> something Persia just made Persia Persian again
let's make it the other kind of Islam the one
1006.98 -> where we thought the first guy should have been
the other guy hey Christians do you sin now you
1010.88 -> can buy your way out of hell that's [ __ ] this
whole thing is [ __ ] that's a scam [ __ ] the
1014.84 -> church here's 95 reasons why said Martin Luther
in his new book which might have accidentally
1018.56 -> started the Protestant Reformation you know
it would be magnificent so Martin Luther um
1027.02 -> Martin Luther and this man here he he kind of
like um he was kind of like a what you call
1037.88 -> a snitch a snitch for like the the Catholic
Church have you guys ever read his books
1046.52 -> um or seen there are so many series out there
and movies and um apparently he was poisoned for
1054.02 -> you know telling the secrets of the the Catholic
Church um and it's interesting because I I had a
1064.46 -> few comic books from Martin Martin Luther that
I had to translate from English to Portuguese
1071.84 -> and it was it was it's a very interesting
story if you want to check it out so
1079.22 -> the way he just mentioned okay let me go
back a little bit in his new book which
1084.38 -> might have accidentally started
94 five reasons why bro come on
1091.28 -> reticent Reformation you know what would be
magnificent said Suleiman wearing an onion hat
1095.06 -> what if the Ottoman Empire was really big which it
is now what if Russia was big and said Ivan trying
1099.56 -> not to be terrible Portugal had a dream that they
controlled the entire Indian Ocean including the
1103.58 -> spice trade and then that dream was real and Spain
realized that this is not India so this was when
1109.28 -> the Portugal went to Goa is that correct and Spain
realized that this is not India but they pillaged
1114.56 -> It Anyway damn said England and France we gotta
start pillaging some stuff then the Dutch Revolt
1118.7 -> and all the hipsters moved to Amsterdam damn
said Amsterdam we got to start pillaging some
1122.9 -> stuff question one can you get to India through
North America no so they went to Indonesia right
1128.06 -> well but at least there's Beaver question two
steal the spice trains that's not a question
1131.72 -> but the Dutch did it anyway guess where all the
sugars made in Brazil stolen and the Caribbean and
1137.18 -> it's so goddamn profitable you might forget to not
do slavery the next thing on Russia's to-do list
1141.2 -> is to get bigger Britain and France are having
a friendly discussion about who should control
1144.38 -> the entire world more specifically Ohio then it
escalates into a seven-year discussion giving
1148.88 -> Prussia a chance to show Austria whose boss but
what about Britain and France did they figure out
1152.42 -> whose boss yes they did it's Britain guess who's
broke also Britain so they start taxing the hell
1156.32 -> out of America [ __ ] you says America declaring
their independence and fighting for it and France
1160.16 -> helps them win Now France is broke and Britain
will have to send their prisoners to a different
1163.94 -> continent wait if Francis broke why did the king
and queen still wear such fancy dresses let's
1167.96 -> overthrow the palace and cut all their heads
off said Robespierre cutting everybody's head
1171.08 -> off until someone eventually got mad and cut his
head off no don't Haiti is starting to like the
1175.76 -> idea especially the slaves who free themselves
by killing their masters why didn't we think of
1179.84 -> this before wait who's in charge of France now
said Napoleon trying to take over Europe luckily
1184.64 -> they banished him to an island but he came back
luckily they banished him to another Island there
1189.08 -> goes Latin America becoming independent in the
Latin American wars of Independence Britain just
1192.92 -> figured out how to turn steam into power so now
they can make many different types of machines
1197.06 -> and factories with machines they can make a lot
of products real fast then they invent some trains
1205.34 -> and Conquer India and maybe put some trains there
hey China said Britain buy stuff from us no dude
1209.48 -> we already got everything says China so Britain
tried to get them addicted to Opium which worked
1213.14 -> actually but then China made it illegal and dumped
it all into the sea so Britain threw a hissy fit
1216.98 -> and made them open up five cities and give them an
island Britain and Russia are playing a game where
1220.46 -> they try to stop each other from conquering
Afghanistan also the Sultan of Oman lives
1226.46 -> that's where he lives India just had
a revolution and they would like to
1230.06 -> govern themselves now nope said Britain
governing them even harder than before
1236.42 -> technology is about to go crazy the United States
figured out whether slavery is good or bad it's
1242.6 -> bad they decided and then they continued
manifesting their Destiny which is to kill
1245.9 -> the rest of the natives and take their land and
maybe kick out the Mexicans too I know let's rape
1249.92 -> Africa said Europe scrambling to see who could
rape it the fastest oh my goodness Britain and
1254.78 -> France are still hungry the United States ran out
of Destiny to manifest so they're looking for more
1261.86 -> wait Spain controls Cuba well blame something
on them and go to war what should we blame on
1265.94 -> Spain let's blame the main on Spain so they
blame the main on Spain now we're in business
1270.14 -> to celebrate the kick Panama out of Panama and
make a canal connecting the two oceans Britain
1274.82 -> just found oil in the Middle East China is so
tired of being bossed around that they delete
1279.68 -> their Old Government and make a new stronger
government which is accidentally weaker and
1282.98 -> controlled by a guy from the previous government
Europe hasn't had a war since the last war so
1286.7 -> they start World War one look at those guns
it's gonna be a great War so great we won't
1290.72 -> need a second one after it's over they
blame Germany Russia went on strike so
1295.4 -> um the first world war was not called the first
world war obviously we call it the first world war
1300.8 -> because there was a second one but it was called
the Great War at that time the the first World War
1308.6 -> you know wouldn't it be called like for
example if um if it's the first we don't
1315.38 -> know there's a second so like the Matrix movie is
not called The Matrix one you know what I'm saying
1322.28 -> so we just called it the first world war now
because of the second one that's basically
1328.82 -> obvious it's going to be a great War so great we
won't need a second one after it's over they blame
1334.58 -> Germany Russia went on strike and the workers
overthrew the government now everyone's paycheck
1338.12 -> is the same communism in the Soviet Union the
Arabs Revolt in Britain helps now the Ottoman
1343.22 -> Empire is gone so we can give the Jewish people
a place to live hopefully the Arabs won't mind
1348.38 -> let's cut the cake said Sykes and Paco carving up
the remains of The Not So ottoman anymore Empire
1354.62 -> makes a brand new turkey and in the Saudis conquer
Arabia it just seemed like the right thing to do
1360.32 -> hello yes it's the 1920s calling let's get in
the car and drive to a party and listen to Jazz
1364.64 -> on the radio and go to the movies The economy's
Great and it'll probably be great forever just
1367.82 -> kidding Germany's back and he's mad at the Jews
for existing Japan is finally Conquering the East
1374.24 -> and they're so excited they raped Nan King way too
hard they should probably just deny him Hitler's
1378.08 -> out of control so the International Community
tackles him and tries to explain why killing all
1381.68 -> the Jews is a bad idea but he kills himself before
they could explain it to him that's World War II
1386.06 -> bonus round Pacific Showdown United States versus
China interesting because they didn't mention
1391.82 -> um or he didn't mention uh Japan
in in World War II the you know the
1399.86 -> um Hiroshima and Nagasaki
events he didn't mention those
1405.8 -> Japan fight but he didn't also oh he's
gonna mention it now okay sorry about that
1412.46 -> Pearl Harbor bonus round Pacific
Showdown United States versus Japan fight
1421.58 -> finishing oh my goodness let's unite all the
nations and have some Royal peace seems legit
1425.84 -> hi I'm Gandhi and if Britain doesn't get the hell
out of India I'm going to starve myself in public
1430.22 -> wow that worked bonus now there's Pakistan
actually two pakistans one of them could be
1434.24 -> Bangladesh later the Jews and the Arabs finally
figured out which one of them should live in the
1437.6 -> Holy Land me they both said at the same time
let's divide up the land so everyone's happy
1447.08 -> thanks to the other China escaping to an island
I wonder which one is the real china there's the
1451.28 -> Korean War Korea versus Korea nobody wins then
it's on pause forever let's meet the sponsors oh
1455.66 -> it's the two Global superpowers they're having a
friendly debate over which economic system is good
1459.62 -> and which one is an evil virus of Satan and they
both have atom bombs fight wait no that would be
1464.78 -> the end of the world let's just keep it cool and
spy on each other instead and make sure we have
1469.04 -> enough atom bombs I'll race you to space now let's
make some more countries fight themselves Europe
1474.26 -> is tired of pillaging other continents and the
continents they were pillaging are tired of being
1477.38 -> pillaged so here's a new map with new countries
now you can't tell who they're being pillaged
1480.68 -> by the United States finally decided whether
racism is good or bad they decided it's bad and
1484.88 -> the world agrees South Africa might need another
minute to think about it the world population I'm
1490.04 -> gonna mention this um I lived in South Africa
um like when I went to South Africa operate was
1498.8 -> ending with the release of Mandela from prison uh
this was around 1992. but there were still very
1510.98 -> um very much there was still a lot of racism
1517.88 -> um going on because it was it was kind of like
the adaptation phase right property had been um
1527.12 -> abolished or not entirely yet but when I arrived
there it was very recent that the president well
1538.58 -> not the president but Mandela had left the prison
and then he became president and all of that so
1547.4 -> um it was a very interesting moment you know to
to live through I remember like historic events
1555.86 -> um the rugby national team winning the World
Cup and stuff like that you know it was it was
1562.58 -> a historic moment and I don't know how South
Africa is right now in terms of the operating
1570.68 -> racism but I hope things are much more peaceful
and Pacific now but I think so yeah you know
1585.02 -> I hope so but it's bad and the world agrees
South Africa might need another minute to
1590.42 -> think about it let's check the world population
whoa okay technology is better too that might
1595.94 -> keep happening the Soviet Union decides to relax
a little and accidentally falls apart Europe makes
1600.26 -> a union so now they can all use the same money
except Britain because they don't feel like it
1603.68 -> let's check the mail surprise it's on the computer
whoops someone just attacked America I bet they'll
1607.94 -> remember that phone call surprise it's in your
pocket want to learn everything surprise it's on
1612.02 -> the computer now your phone's a computer which
is in your pocket whoops don't worry the big
1616.46 -> Banks won't fail because they're not supposed
to surprise flying robots with bombs want to
1621.86 -> print a brain some people have no friends some
people have no food the globe is warming [Music]
1629.06 -> let's save the planet said everybody not knowing
how let's invent a thing inventor said the thing
1633.2 -> inventor inventor after being invented by a
thing inventor that's pretty cool by the way
1636.86 -> where the hell are we wow this video is quite
old but it still has um about six years ago man
1648.14 -> things have been crazy like things have evolved
insanely fast especially with this um day and age
1656.96 -> of AI where you can ask AI to do anything for
you as I said in the beginning of this video I
1664.82 -> asked chat G PT what it would recommend me
Swatch and this was one of the videos and
1672.68 -> I have no idea why um so let's test the theory
and see if this video blows up because you know
1682.16 -> if AI is recommending it so it might know that
there I think it might know that this video
1691.94 -> has a separate fan base but I'm not sure it's
the first time I watched it it's very fun I'm
1697.34 -> gonna watch other videos from this channel if you
guys want to recommend some let me know in the
1701.96 -> comments down below and hey I hope you enjoyed
my reaction um I tried to comment as much as I
1708.44 -> could but it was so entertaining so fast-paced
that I couldn't you know pause and talk too much
1714.68 -> I also try to express a few things about my
history um you know um so I hope the reaction
1722.96 -> was okay because I I don't know how to react to
these type of videos that are too fast because
1727.82 -> when I pause some people get angry and say hey
let the video play but when I don't pause people
1732.62 -> are like okay so you're not reacting to it you're
just watching it you know it's funny it's crazy
1737.84 -> um but hey I hope you guys still enjoyed it
nonetheless and um hey don't forget to like
1744.74 -> And subscribe don't forget to recommend
more stuff in the comments down below and
1751.16 -> I don't know where the world is gonna go 10
years from now but let's hope for the best
1756.02 -> you know and let's hope that there are no more
Wars peace guys take care see you soon bye-bye
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUZDvBi7Bx8