Wait For It...The Mongols!: Crash Course World History #17
Aug 9, 2023
Wait For It...The Mongols!: Crash Course World History #17
In which John Green teaches you, at long last, about the most exceptional bunch of empire-building nomads in the history of the world, the Mongols! How did the Mongols go from being a relatively small band of herders who occasionally engaged in some light hunting-gathering to being one of the most formidable fighting forces in the world? It turns out Genghis Khan was a pretty big part of it, but you probably already knew that. The more interesting questions might be, what kind of rulers were they, and what effect did their empire have on the world we know today? Find out, as John FINALLY teaches you about the Mongols. Chapters: Introduction: Wait for it…The Mongols! 00:00 What does it mean to be a nomad? 1:13 Genghis Khan 2:39 An Open Letter to Genghis Khan’s Descendants 4:45 The Mongols After Genghis Khan 5:30 Five Reasons the Mongols Were Awesome 6:54 Five Reasons the Mongols Weren’t Awesome 8:30 Credits 10:34 Crash Course is on Patreon! You can support us directly by signing up at http://www.patreon.com/crashcourse Want to find Crash Course elsewhere on the internet? Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/YouTubeCrashC … Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/TheCrashCourse Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thecrashcou … CC Kids: / crashcoursekids
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0.42 -> Hi I’m John Green; this is Crash Course
World History and today we’re gonna discuss…
4.56 -> wait for it… THE MONGOLS.
8.82 -> So you probably have a picture of the Mongols
in your head. Yes, that’s the picture: brutal,
13.57 -> bloodthirsty, swarthy, humorously mustachioed
warriors riding the plains, wearing fur, eating
19.16 -> meat directly off the bone, saying, "Bar bar
bar bar bar bar bar". In short, we imagine
23.039 -> the Mongol empire as stereotypically barbarian.
And that’s not entirely wrong.
27.41 -> But if you’ve been reading recent world
history textbooks like we here at Crash Course
30.66 -> have, you might have a different view of the
Mongols, one that emphasizes the amazing speed
34.67 -> and success of their conquests — how they
conquered more land in 25 years than the Romans
39.629 -> did in 400. How they controlled more than
11 million contiguous square miles. And you
44.76 -> may even have read that the Mongols basically
created nations like Russia and even Korea.
49.049 -> One historian has even claimed that the Mongols,
“smashed the feudal system” and created
52.459 -> international law. Renowned for their religious
tolerance, the Mongols, in this view, created
56.329 -> the first great free trade zone, like a crazy
medieval Eurasian NAFTA. And that’s not
61.239 -> entirely wrong either. Stupid truth, always
resisting simplicity.
64.56 -> [theme music]
73.34 -> So remember herders? We talked about them
back in episode one as an alternative to hunting
77.1 -> and gathering or agriculture. Here are the
key things to remember:
80.04 -> 1. Nomads aren’t Jack Kerouac: They don’t
just go on like random road trips. They migrate
84.09 -> according to climate conditions so they can
feed their flocks.
86.82 -> 2. Nomads don’t generally produce manufactured
goods which means they need to trade, so they
90.56 -> almost always live near settled people.
92.59 -> And 3. Because they live in generally live
close to nature and in harsh conditions, pastoralists
96.76 -> tend to be tougher than diamond-plated differential
calculus. Like, think of the Huns, or the
100.79 -> Xiongnu. Or the Mongols. Okay, Stan. That’s
enough. Back to me. Stan. I AM THE STAR OF
104.76 -> THIS SHOW NOT THE MONGOLS!!! Hi. Sorry about
that.
108.45 -> Right, so one last thing: pastoral people
also tend to be more egalitarian, especially
112.44 -> where women are concerned. Paradoxically,
when there’s less to go around, humans tend
115.53 -> to share more, and when both men and women
must work for the social order to survive,
119.53 -> there tends to be less patriarchal domination
of women. Although Mongol women rarely went
123.44 -> to war. I can’t tell your gender. I mean
you’ve got the pants, but then you also
127.38 -> have the floopity flop, so… That’s the
technical term, by the way. I’m a historian.
131.7 -> If you had to choose a pastoral nomadic group
to come out of central Asia and dominate the
136.04 -> world, you probably wouldn’t have chosen
the Mongols. Because for most of the history
139.639 -> we’ve been discussing, they just hung out
in the foothills bordering the Siberian forest,
143.049 -> mixing herding and hunting, quietly getting
really good at archery and riding horses.
147.389 -> Also, the Mongols were much smaller than other
pastoral groups like the Tatars or the Uyghurs.
150.849 -> And not to get like all Great Man History
on you or anything, but the reason the Mongols
154.329 -> came to dominate the world really started with one
guy, Genghis Khan. Let’s go to the Thought Bubble.
159.84 -> The story goes that Genghis or Chingus Khan
was born around 1162 with the name Temüjin
164.359 -> to a lowly clan. His father was poisoned to
death, leaving Temüjin under the control
168.04 -> of his older brothers, one of whom he soon
killed during an argument. By 19 he was married
172.989 -> to his first and most important wife, Börte,
who was later kidnapped. This was pretty common
177.529 -> among the Mongols, Temüjin’s mom had also
been kidnapped. In rescuing his wife, Temüjin
181.409 -> proved his military mettle and he soon became
a leader of his tribe, but uniting the Mongol
185.329 -> confederations required a civil war, which
he won, largely thanks to two innovations.
190.729 -> First, he promoted people based on merit rather
than family position, and second, he brought
195.819 -> lower classes of conquered people into his
own tribe while dispossessing the leaders
200.9 -> of the conquered clans. Thus he made the peasants
love him. The rich hated him — but they
205.819 -> didn’t matter anymore, because they were
no longer rich.
209.099 -> With these two building block policies, Temüjin
was able to win the loyalty of more and more
213.079 -> people and in 1206 he was declared the Great
Khan, the leader of all the Mongols. How?
218.409 -> Well, the Mongols chose their rulers in a
really cool way. A prospective ruler would
222.019 -> call a general council called a kurultai,
and anyone who supported his candidacy for
226.569 -> leadership would show up on their horses,
literally voting with their feet.
230.65 -> Past John: Mr. Green, Mr. Green! But horses
don’t have feet they have hooves.
234.29 -> I hate you, Me From the Past. Also, NO INTERRUPTING
THE THOUGHT BUBBLE!
237.079 -> After uniting the Mongols, Genghis Khan went
on to conquer a lot of territory. By the time
241.419 -> he died in his sleep in 1227, his empire stretched
from the Mongol homeland in Mongolia all the
247.579 -> way to the Caspian Sea. Thanks, Thought Bubble.
249.51 -> So that’s a pretty good looking empire,
and sure a lot of it was pasture or mountains
253.37 -> or desert, but the Mongols did conquer a lot
of people, too. And in some ways with Genghis’
258.23 -> death, the empire was just getting started.
His son Ögedei Khan expanded the empire even
262.62 -> more. And Genghis’ grandson Möngke was
the Great Khan in 1258 when Baghdad, the capitol
267.4 -> of the Abbasid Empire, fell to the Mongols.
And another of Genghis’ grandsons, Kublai
271.61 -> Khan, conquered the Song Dynasty in China
in 1279. And if the Mamluks hadn’t stopped
275.98 -> another of Genghis’ grandsons at the battle
of Ain Jalut, they probably would have taken
279.96 -> all of North Africa. Genghis Khan sure had
a lot of grandkids… It must be time for the open letter.
287.72 -> An Open Letter To Genghis Khan’s Descendants.
But first, let’s check what’s in the secret
291.48 -> compartment today. Oh. A noisemaker and champagne
poppers? Stan, you know I suck at these. What's
297.08 -> all this for? Ohhh, it’s because it’s a BIRTHDAY PARTY!!
YAY. Happy birthday to Genghis Khan’s descendants.
304.12 -> How do I know it’s your birthday, Genghis
Khan’s descendants? Because every day is
307.32 -> your birthday. Because right now on the planet
Earth, there are 16 million direct descendants
314.13 -> of Genghis Khan, meaning that every day is
the birthday of 43,000 of them. So, good news,
319.91 -> Genghis Khan: Your empire might be gone, but
your progeny lives on. And on, and on, and
325.73 -> on. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
328.56 -> Best wishes, John Green
329.96 -> Unfortunately for the Mongols, those guys
weren’t always working together, because
332.92 -> Genghis Khan failed to create a single political
unit out of his conquests. Instead, after
338.3 -> Genghis’ death, the Mongols were left with
four really important Empires called Khanates:
342.3 -> The Yuan Dynasty in China, the Il-Khanate
in Persia, the Chagatai Khanate in Central
346.97 -> Asia, and the Khanate of the Golden Horde
in Russia.
349.5 -> If you remember all the way back to the Hellenistic
period, this is similar to what happened to
352.72 -> another good general who wasn’t much for
administration, Alexander the Great. Also,
357.24 -> neither of them ever conquered India.
358.27 -> The Mongols succeeded primarily because of
their military skill. Genghis Khan’s army,
361.94 -> which never numbered more than 130,000 was
built on speed and archery. Just like this
366.84 -> guy. Mongol mounted archers were like super
fast tanks, compared to the foot soldiers
370.65 -> and knights they were up against.
372.01 -> But wait, all the military history nerds are
saying, once people knew that the Mongols
375.19 -> were coming, why didn’t they just hole up
in castles and forts? It’s not like the
378.21 -> Mongols had flying horses. EXCEPT THEY DID. They
didn’t? Stan, why are you always making history boring?
385.08 -> So the Mongols apparently didn’t have flying
horses, but they were uncommonly adaptable.
389.71 -> So even though they’d never seen a castle
before they started raiding, they became experts
393.34 -> at siege warfare by interrogating prisoners.
And they also adopted gunpowder, probably
397.52 -> introducing it to Europeans, and they even
built ships so they could attack Japan. That
401.33 -> might have worked, too except there happened
to be a typhoon.
403.46 -> Also, people were terrified of the Mongols.
Often cities would surrender the moment the
407.45 -> Mongols arrived, just to escape slaughter.
But of course, that only happened because
411.22 -> there were occasions when the Mongols, did,
you know, slaughter entire towns.
415.24 -> So with all that background, let us return
to the question of Mongol awesomeness. First,
419.35 -> five arguments for awesome.
1. The Mongols really did reinvigorate cross-Eurasian
424 -> trade. The Silk Road trading routes that had
existed for about 1000 years by the time the
427.84 -> Mongols made the scene had fallen into disuse,
but the Mongols valued trade because they
432.21 -> could tax it, and they did a great job of
keeping their empire safe. It was said that
436.52 -> a man could walk from one end of the Mongol
empire to the other with a gold plate on his
440.42 -> head without ever fearing being robbed.
2. The Mongols increased communication throughout
444.69 -> Eurasia by developing this pony express-like
system of way stations with horses and riders
449.19 -> that could quickly relay information. It was
called the yam system and also included these
452.96 -> amazing bronze passports, which facilitated
travel.
455.99 -> 3. Another thing that travelled along the
Mongol trade routes was cuisine. For example,
459.86 -> it was because of the Mongols that rice became
a staple of the Persian diet. Which I mention
463.85 -> entirely because I happen to like Persian
food.
466.09 -> 4. The Mongols forcibly relocated people who
were useful to them, like artists and musicians
471.02 -> and, especially administrators. As you can
imagine, the Mongols weren't much for administrative
474.5 -> tasks like keeping records, so they found
people were good at that stuff and just moved
478.73 -> them around the empire. This created the kind
of cross-cultural pollination that world historians
482.87 -> these days get really excited about.
And 5. The Mongols were almost unprecedentedly
487.46 -> tolerant of different religions. They themselves
were shamanists, believing in nature spirits,
491.77 -> but since their religion was tied to the land
from which they came, they didn’t expect
495.98 -> new people to adopt it and they didn’t ask
them to. So you could find Muslims and Buddhists
500 -> and Christians and people of any other religion
you can think of prospering throughout the
503.82 -> Mongol empire. And it’s that kind of openness
that has led some historians to go back and
506.7 -> re-evaluate the Mongols, seeing them as kind
of a precursor to modernity.
510.23 -> But there’s another side to the story that
we should not forget, so, here are five reasons
513.9 -> why the Mongols might not be so great.
1. Here is Genghis Khan’s definition of
518.31 -> happiness: “The greatest happiness is to
vanquish your enemies, to chase them before
522.71 -> you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those
dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to
528 -> your bosom their wives and daughters." Off-topic,
but if that quote rings a bell, it might be
531.9 -> because Oliver Stone blatantly plagiarized
Genghis Khan in the movie Conan the Barbarian.
536.42 -> 2. Is an extension of one. The Mongols were
seriously brutal conquerors. I mean, not uniquely
541.96 -> brutal, but still: the Mongols destroyed entire
cities, and most historians estimate the numbers
546.31 -> they killed to be in the millions.
3. Their empire didn’t last. Within 80 years
550.67 -> they’d left China and been replaced by a
new dynasty, the Ming. And in Persia they
554.62 -> blended in so completely that by the 15th
century they were totally unrecognizable.
558.41 -> I mean, they’d even taken up agriculture!
Agriculture, the last refuge for scoundrels
563.39 -> who want to devote their lives to working
instead of skoodilypooping.
566.1 -> 4. They also weren’t particularly interested
in artistic patronage or architecture. I mean,
570.48 -> your palace may last forever, but my yurt
can go anywhere.
573.84 -> 5. The Mongols were probably responsible for
the Black Death. By opening up trade they
578.02 -> also opened up vectors for disease to travel,
in the case of the Plague via fleas infected
582.13 -> with Yersinia pestis. And at least according
to one story, the Mongols intentionally spread
585.74 -> the plague by catapulting their plague-ridden
cadavers over the walls of Caffa in the Crimea.
590.34 -> While this primitive act of biological warfare
might have happened, it’s unlikely to be
594.08 -> what actually spread the plague. More likely
it was the fleas on the rats in the holds
598.45 -> of Black Sea ships that were trading with Europe. But
that trade only existed because of the Mongols.
603.61 -> All right Stan, one last time- cue the Mongol-tage.
608.9 -> So the Mongols promoted trade, diversity,
and tolerance, and they also promoted slaughter
613.31 -> and senseless destruction. And what you think
about the Mongols ends up saying a lot about
616.94 -> you: Do you value artistic output over religious
diversity? Is imperialism that doesn’t last
621.44 -> better or worse than imperialism that does?
And are certain kinds of warfare inherently
625.62 -> wrong? If you think those are easy questions
to answer, than I haven’t been doing my job.
629.52 -> Regardless, I look forward to reading your answers in
comments. Thanks for watching and I’ll see you
633.16 -> next week. Crash Course is produced and directed by
Stan Muller. Our script supervisor is Danica Johnson.
637.67 -> The show is written by my high school history
teacher Raoul Meyer and myself, and our Graphics
641.3 -> Team is Thought Bubble. Last week's Phrase
Of The Week was "Hawaiian Pizza". If you want
644.75 -> to suggest future phrases of the week or guess
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648.35 -> where you can also ask questions about today's
video that can be answered by our team of
652.36 -> historians. By the way, if you want to wear
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655.05 -> shirt, link in the video info.
656.54 -> Thanks for watching Crash Course. Nobody can beat
Crash Course viewers. Well, except for the Mongols.
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