Review - Eating 15 Pancakes

Aug 11, 2023

Review - Eating 15 Pancakes

Forrest tries to find meaning in a viewer’s request for him to eat 15 pancakes.

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2.503 -> I'M FORREST MACNEIL, AND AS ALWAYS,

4.571 -> I WILL REVIEW ANY EXPERIENCE YOU WANT ME TO,

7.007 -> NO MATTER WHAT IT IS.

8.342 -> - YOU READY, FORREST? - YES, I AM.

9.81 -> - OKAY.

11.311 -> THIS COMES FROM NICK IN SYOSSET, NEW YORK.

13.413 -> - AHA.

14.681 -> - HEY, FORREST.

16.083 -> SO, ON THE BACK OF THIS BOX OF PANCAKE MIX,

18.318 -> THEY TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE 15 PANCAKES,

20.754 -> BUT IT DOESN'T TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE ANY FEWER THAN THAT.

23.323 -> SO HERE'S THE THING-- I LIVE ALONE.

25.859 -> DO THEY EXPECT ME TO EAT 15 PANCAKES?

28.862 -> WHAT'S IT LIKE TO EAT 15 PANCAKES?

32.666 -> - NO. REALLY?

34.735 -> THAT'S THE, UH--

36.336 -> THAT'S THE PROFOUND LIFE EXPERIENCE

38.038 -> HE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT-- EATING 15 PANCAKES?

40.007 -> - THAT'S HIS REQUEST, SO...

42.242 -> - YES, THAT IS... [clears throat]

45.179 -> THE REQUEST THAT HAS BEEN MADE.

46.58 -> OKAY, NICK,

48.248 -> I'M GOING TO COVER YOUR REQUEST IN BUTTER AND SYRUP

50.083 -> AND DIG IN TO TRY TO FIND SOME IMPORTANT MEANING

52.586 -> IN A GIANT, STEAMING PILE OF FLAPJACKS.

56.924 -> EATING 15 PANCAKES.

59.226 -> - YUM. - AHH.

61.562 -> THOUGH THIS TASK WAS CLEARLY MORE SUITED

63.23 -> TO A FRATERNITY BROTHER WHO HAD LOST A BET

65.532 -> THAN TO A LIFE REVIEWER,

66.934 -> I PREPARED MY STOMACH AND MY NERVES

69.069 -> FOR A VERY LARGE BREAKFAST.

72.573 -> THE WORLD RECORD FOR PANCAKES EATEN

74.608 -> IN ONE SITTING IS 73 PANCAKES.

78.145 -> THAT IS HELD BY A RUSSIAN MAN

79.58 -> WHOSE LIFE MUST BE AN UNENDURABLE HELLSCAPE

82.316 -> OF EXCRUCIATING SADNESS.

84.451 -> PERSONALLY, I DOUBT I'VE EVER HAD

86.153 -> MORE THAN TWO PANCAKES IN A MONTH.

87.888 -> - OKAY, FIVE TALL STACKS OF PANCAKES.

90.791 -> - YES.

92.559 -> - THEY SAY BACK IN THE KITCHEN IF YOU CAN FINISH IT ALL,

94.328 -> WE'LL PUT YOUR PICTURE UP ON THE WALL.

95.896 -> - MM, NO, I DON'T THINK SO, BUT THANK YOU.

99.266 -> MAY I HAVE AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF WATER, PLEASE?

100.767 -> - YOU GOT IT. - ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

103.136 -> THIS CERTAINLY IS AN UPSETTING NUMBER OF PANCAKES.

107.307 -> HERE WE GO.

108.742 -> [dramatic music]

111.745 -> ♪

114.348 -> THEY'RE TASTY...

116.183 -> FOR NOW.

118.018 -> ♪

122.122 -> THREE PANCAKES IN, AND I ALREADY FEEL

124.124 -> THAT I HAVE GREATLY OVERINDULGED.

127.327 -> I AM FULL OF PANCAKES.

129.596 -> ANY RATIONAL PERSON FEELING THE WAY I DO NOW

132.266 -> WOULD DEFINITELY STOP.

134.168 -> [chuckles]

138.705 -> ♪

146.079 -> THERE'S A VERY LOUD THRUMMING IN MY EARS.

151.451 -> THE BLOOD FEELS VERY SLOW.

155.622 -> OH, GOD.

158.525 -> I HAVE NOW EATEN TEN PANCAKES,

162.296 -> AND ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I CAN SEE THE LIGHT

165.232 -> AT THE END OF THIS DISGUSTING TUNNEL, BUT...

169.169 -> IT HAS NOW BEEN 45 MINUTES

172.239 -> SINCE I STARTED EATING,

173.507 -> AND THE PANCAKES ARE NO LONGER HOT.

178.345 -> THESE AREN'T FOOD.

189.389 -> - YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, BABY.

192.492 -> - WITH 1 1/2 PANCAKES TO GO, I HAD HIT A WALL.

196.063 -> MY PRODUCER, GRANT, MADE THE UNPRECEDENTED MOVE

198.498 -> OF STEPPING OUT FROM BEHIND THE CAMERAS

200.4 -> TO PROVIDE MUCH-NEEDED MORAL SUPPORT.

203.37 -> - HEY, YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO FINISH THESE PANCAKES, RIGHT?

206.44 -> - YEAH.

220.854 -> - YOU DO, MAN. - MM.

222.923 -> - THIS IS YOUR SHOW. DON'T BAIL ON IT.

225.125 -> - GO AWAY, PLEASE.

226.527 -> - I'M JUST DOING WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO DO.

228.095 -> I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU BACK DOWN.

229.463 -> REMEMBER?

231.365 -> "EVEN IF I BEG TO STOP, DON'T LET ME."

234.535 -> THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.

235.769 -> - THIS ONE IS REALLY STUPID.

247.047 -> - DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU TOLD ME

248.815 -> ABOUT THE GUY WHO SPENT ALL HIS TIME

250.584 -> GROWING FUNGUS ON A STICK?

253.12 -> AND EVERYBODY TOLD HIM TO KNOCK IT OFF,

255.556 -> AND HE WAS GONNA,

256.957 -> UNTIL IT TURNED OUT TO BE PENICILLIN.

258.625 -> - MM-HMM.

260.227 -> - THIS COULD BE YOUR PENICILLIN, FORREST.

264.064 -> - [sighs]

275.976 -> [suspenseful music]

278.979 -> ♪

295.429 -> [laughter, cheers, and applause]

296.864 -> - YOU DID IT. YOU DID IT!

299.366 -> [laughing]

302.936 -> OKAY, I'LL TAKE THIS WHEN YOU'RE READY.

311.044 -> - AS I LEFT THE RESTAURANT,

312.613 -> I SCANNED MY SOUL FOR SOME GREATER WISDOM

315.215 -> TO SHARE WITH HUMANITY.

317.05 -> [heaving]

324.224 -> [spits] UGH.

326.059 -> [groaning softly]

335.235 -> YEAH, THERE'S NOT REALLY

336.537 -> A WHOLE LOT MORE TO SAY ABOUT THAT.

338.205 -> IT WAS EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED

339.907 -> AT ALL COSTS.

341.375 -> EATING 15 PANCAKES-- HALF A STAR.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uloT8V6Skgk